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He knows. I tell him everything. He's my bestie. That would make you nice, so I'm not sure if your speaking facts. That's a given. Heh.

Slay.

Cool.

But I just finished school, and I don't want to use any more energy, since I'm lazy! So I guess your question will remain unanswered.

Uh huh. If you want to become an OTFer, then you have to complete the initiation ceremony. Basix will tell you more about that on the 28th, when he's unmuted. Ohhhhh, Basix is going to kill me for telling you about OTF.

NO, I'M NOT WATCHING THAT AGAIN. I HATE REV FOR SHOWING THAT TO ME.

Figure that out yourself, Mr. So Many Braincells. ;)

IT'S THE CHESS.COM ONE, BRO.

AND HE'S LIKE "HOW DID YOU KNOW I WOULD FLIRT?" AND I'M LIKE "BRUHHH, GOODBYE" AND THEN I BLOCK HIM, BUT MINUTES LATER, HE HAS MY DISCORD AND IS ASKING FOR MY FACE REVEAL, LIKE BRO.

OKAY, SO, LIKE, IT'S A NORMAL DAY ON THE CHESS.COM OFF TOPIC FORUMS, AND THEN A CHAT POPS UP FROM THIS RANDOM GUY IN HIS LATE 20S. HE'S LIKE, "WANNA PLAY CHESS?" AND I'M LIKE, "A) I DON'T PLAY CHESS, AND B) I DON'T WANT TO DATE YOU" BECAUSE THAT KIND OF PERSON ALWAYS WANTS TO DATE YOU.

Considering you barely know me, I'm afraid I'm going to have to say that your opinion is completely, 100% invalid.

Uh huh. It's called OTF. And it's pretty damn awesome, honestly. There are even a few weirdos like yourself! No one there actually plays chess, and there's this cool guy called "Baby" who likes to make spam posts on his accounts about "sinless soul huminity trump breeze mentally backwards...

That's really too bad. I suppose you'd like me to go back to Discord to talk to another guy who wants to f*** me? I'd really rather not, honestly.

https://academic.oup.com/cercor/article/31/1/650/5906161

Slay.

Um, yeah, but this so-called chess forum ruined my innocence forever. Those 50 guys on it wanting to f*** me... ;-;

*ironic. It's addictive.

The idiot thinks I look dumb, which means I look smart!