Share Embarrassing Moments You Experienced Or Saw.

[Slay]

That's a crime, not an embarrassing event...

Unfortunately for me, my foster cousins were not sent to juvie.

Didn't start well either

That's a given.

Stay away from weed as someone who knows people who grow them hehe.

Yoooh this seems like those horror Comedy.

Indeed.

 

[Iamnotabot]

I saw my naked grama once, and that's all it took for me to lose all my child like innocent

 

[John_Owl]

A guy in my sophomore spanish class in HS. He was supposed to read a few lines. one of the lines was "Yo tengo siete años."

Now, being the "too cool for this" Type of kid, he just read it as "Yo tengo siete anos."

Which our teacher prompty corrected. When he shrugged and ignored her, reading it as anos again, She sighed and said "I hear theres an operation to fix that."

He said "What?"

So she explained, "Años means years. Anos means anuses. So you literally just said that you have seven anuses."

True or not, the kid lit up red like a christmas light and actually remembered to use the accents from then on. So good on my teacher for that!

 

[Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk]

I saw my naked grama once, and that's all it took for me to lose all my child like innocent

Yikes.....my condolences....hard image.

 

[QuercusMalus]

I walked into a glass wall a la Tommy Boy. Complete with crushing/spilling the drink I had in my hand.

Not me, but I had a classmate crush and snort an Altoid during English class. Cue lots of screaming and a nosebleed on his part during the middle of a lecture....

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

@Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk 'gay art' is done.

 

[ThisAdamGuy]

12 years old. Middle School. I was talking to one of my teachers when a girl came into class. She had been absent the past couple days because she'd broken her hand, and now it was in a cast. The teacher asked how she felt, and she said she was okay for now because her hand was numb. Being a 12 year old spaz with ADHD and a room temperature IQ, I interpreted "numb" as "literally can't feel anything."

So I flicked her hand to see if she was telling the truth.

It turns out, "numb" does not, in fact, mean "literally can't feel anything."

 

[Lysander_Works]

There was a girl I crushed on in school once. She brought an old music cassette tape to school, the film was kind of everywhere, and I noped out of the room so fast. Was no cap afraid of cassette tape to the point of freaking out if it touched my skin.

You ever find a roach crawling on your body? This is the kind of feeling I'd get with that stuff. Maybe it has something to do with the way it would wiggle its way out of those audio-players and VCR boxes whenever it would malfunction, traumatizing me when I was tiny.

Anyway, same girl teased me about it for a while afterwards.

I have more stories, but sharing them would reveal a little too much about me, so nawh.

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@Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk 'gay art' is done.

Gd you can draw!

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

We where camping out with family last easter and I had a killer headache because of drinking... drinks. Everyone was outside my tent talking which made it worse so I did the obvious thing and yelled, "Shut up! I'm jerking off in here!" While I'm not proud I must say it worked.

 

[gaylolis]

back then, for some weird reason i found myself inside the wrong classroom, and it's only after a while when the lesson starts the teacher finally realizes what's wrong and i end up back in my class.

i forgot why though, but it's certainly a bit embarrassing.

 

[uCare]

Lived close to school by a few blocks. I used to ride my bike to school. Puberty was an asshole and I was sensitive and irritable. I don't remember how I got one but I owned a cushion that could fit over my bike's seat. It was cushy for my tush.

One day that cushion was thrown up into a tree. My mother had visited the tree and told me to climb it. I couldn't because I envisioned myself falling and she verbally mocked me in front of other students. She later confessed it was to motivate me into climbing.

After that event I started walking to school.

 

[Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk]

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@Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk 'gay art' is done.

Those eyes and lips aren't fair to fellow men hehe.

12 years old. Middle School. I was talking to one of my teachers when a girl came into class. She had been absent the past couple days because she'd broken her hand, and now it was in a cast. The teacher asked how she felt, and she said she was okay for now because her hand was numb. Being a 12 year old spaz with ADHD and a room temperature IQ, I interpreted "numb" as "literally can't feel anything."

So I flicked her hand to see if she was telling the truth.

It turns out, "numb" does not, in fact, mean "literally can't feel anything."

Bruh??

I walked into a glass wall a la Tommy Boy. Complete with crushing/spilling the drink I had in my hand.

Not me, but I had a classmate crush and snort an Altoid during English class. Cue lots of screaming and a nosebleed on his part during the middle of a lecture....

Seems like anime clumsy thing?.

We where camping out with family last easter and I had a killer headache because of drinking... drinks. Everyone was outside my tent talking which made it worse so I did the obvious thing and yelled, "Shut up! I'm jerking off in here!" While I'm not proud I must say it worked.

?Okay this is embarrassing.

back then, for some weird reason i found myself inside the wrong classroom, and it's only after a while when the lesson starts the teacher finally realizes what's wrong and i end up back in my class.

i forgot why though, but it's certainly a bit embarrassing.

I used to do this alot too.

Lived close to school by a few blocks. I used to ride my bike to school. Puberty was an asshole and I was sensitive and irritable. I don't remember how I got one but I owned a cushion that could fit over my bike's seat. It was cushy for my tush.

One day that cushion was thrown up into a tree. My mother had visited the tree and told me to climb it. I couldn't because I envisioned myself falling and she verbally mocked me in front of other students. She later confessed it was to motivate me into climbing.

After that event I started walking to school.

Yikes....that must have been tough.

 

[Rezcore]

I was an outcast in middle school, because I enjoyed risk and games that were centered around strategy. I used to read, a lot, and I mean the thick dangerously heavy books. I once got caught spanking the monkey by my girlfriend. I was caught breaking into my own home. I was once sick, and puked on the principal. In high-school I became the target of the principal, due my older brothers and youngest uncle. Ended up putting sardines in his aircon intake vents. I live in the deep south, gets hot, it was a new midrange sedan. He had to junk it as it was considered totaled.

 

[Navillus]

I pissed myself at school when I was 9 mid math class! panicked and sat in it until the teacher noticed and asked what was wrong and me and new puddle were revealed the entire class... I wanted to die at the time!