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Butter is my favorite salad topping. Chocolate syrup is second favorite.

Did you clean your room like your mother told you?

Spelling and grammatical errors in the synopsis means instant pass for me.

No, I mean the chapters I already have finished so that I can keep a consistent upload schedule.

Not sure I can without the entire story collapsing on itself. And I don't have time to do a total rewrite because I'm already being pressed to finish the book before my buffer runs out.

In my case, they were saying that they don't like how XNPC will occasionally have two or three flashback chapters explaining parts of the characters' backstories. They say it makes the story drag because they want to hear the main characters' story, not how the secondary MC met the friends she...

Fair enough.

I'm still not sure that's the same thing. Disney gets to decide whether to listen to the praise they receive or the criticism. They're going to get both just by virtue of being Disney. That's far less likely to happen to us. Our hypothetical chapter gets 200 readers, and two of those readers...

I don't think that's the same thing. Anything Disney makes is going to be popular enough that thousands, if not millions, of people are going to be saying good and bad things about it. So for them it's a matter of whether they listen to the praise or the criticism. For us, those two comments...

We all know that the vast majority of our readers aren't going to leave comments, no matter what site we're on. They're happy to just read the story and come back when more chapters get posted. So let's say that one of my chapters has two hundred readers. Two of those readers left comments...

A ducbadcow?

I don't want to put spices on my life, I want to put them on a piece of grilled cow!

Were you planning on eating his brain?

Why, when you have a perfectly good cow running around the forums?

WHERE?!

Will there be burgers? Also, is JayMark invited?

Some days be like: "I am a wordlefall. The story is literally pouring from my fingertips, and there's nothing I can do but try to make sure the keyboard catches every drop of it." And then some todays be like: "I just spent two hours on a single paragraph about Jeremy and Miranda walking...

Two questions: 1. Does this mean you're writing a book about me? 2. If I turn myself in (alive) do I get to go to the barbecue?

I saw this over on the Royal Road forums and thought it sounded fun. Your main character is walking through town when they happen to see their wanted poster hanging on the wall. What does it say? Here's mine: Miranda Jackdaw Wanted for the Theft of 569 Enchanted Weapons 840 Pieces of Enchanted...