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Moo Principle # 226 - Clink, clank, clunk, I'm a robot bull. I'm a clicking clanker snorting smoke at all who look my way. I see red and then your dead because my hooves are made of lead so get this through your ducking head or you'll be sucking your death bed. I'm a clanker. I'm a bull. If you...

Apparently a stunning amount of people have no inner voice. I don't understand it at all. How can a person live without at least 436 inner voices discussing things among themselves and telling stories?

All the ones who eat steak in front of me and call me beef cow. By big ugly muscular minotaur man pecs.

They meant: FUTA pen is mightier than the sword. The entire quote is a typo.

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MOO! Vegetable! Moo! Fruits! Moo! Oils! MOO! Legumes! Moo! TOFU! Moo!

The world just feels right again with you being a ball of hands.

Not if I bite you first and turn you into a glittering werebull.