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No, I did this for the duck. Because I learned the hard way that you don't keep ducks waiting for long.

My Boxer Girlfriend Didn't Shave And Got Pregnant By: Discount Butler Kun Directed By: Jay Mark Inspired By: @Regal_Russian_Tsar Also Inspired By: A Cringe AI Picture Requested By: @Emperor_Quack Note: This story will remain strictly exclusive to SHF 'The Last To Comment Wins' Synopsis: Two...

You're winning by Wah! and then a little Moooo on the side.

I'm winning by eating two chocolate bars.

Broken tailbone is pretty rough, that and broken ribs.

That's artwork. I want a real photograph. C'mon, you said you were buddies. and you can't give me a real photo?

Can you show us a picture?

:blob_hmm_two:??:blob_hmm_two: You did that all at once? Why are you such an overacheiver? You can get pox from cats? :blob_hmm_two: Cat's don't spread disease. Everyone knows this. :blob_hmm_two: When I got chicken-pox, I thought I just had a lot of mosquito bites. To be fair, I was seven.

I actually like your synopsis. It made me laugh.

The worst sickness I ever had in my life was catching pnemonia after two weeks of testing part welds for holes by diping them in minerals spirits and then using an air gun to dry them in an unventilated room. When I tried to use a fan, the boss told me to stop. Good times.

At least use the BULL word. Beep moo boop.

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