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I'm winning.

I will win.

Well, I can't say these are mine, but some friends of mine jokingly go by "X_Pinkboypink" and "Toxic-chicken."

I don't know if I would necessarily call authors lazy, more like human. When writing characters, it's hard not to have favorites that will inevitably get more relevant chapters or scenes than other characters, hence why I never intend to write a harem, I'd focus way too much on one or two girls...

Ok, but chicken nuggies.

I'm currently winning by ignoring a bot message about my "unique, in depth world building."

Kind of, but not exactly trash. I'm writing another story, it's just very slow going, and I'll probably edit the hell out of it before it ever sees the light of day, for now it is more just for fun. But I saw some other dude originally doing a joke post of a Godzilla × Highschool DXD fanfic that...

Even buffalo wings? I mean, don't get me wrong, Steak > wings, but I mean, wings gotta trump something beef related, right?

Butter, all the way. I started working on homemade compound butter, and it was one of the best decisions of my life. Animal fats are great, but normally for a meal unless you're a vegan or a broke college student, you're cooking meat anyway, so you're getting the fats that were already in that...

I certainly don't consider myself a saint, but I do think that I'm significantly lower on the scale than most of the others, here... or at least, do a better job hiding it.

Wanted for: multiple counts of property damage Poaching endangered species Animal abuse Disturbing the peace Saying the phantom menace was "not half bad"

You try to get your eight hours of sleep, and miss a whole lot of BS...

Great, I'll get your case ready for court. Also, someone make a court.

What, you thought you can't just graft DNA onto a worm? Do you want out of this? We just have to make it clear you were framed, no matter how ridiculous it is.

I never said he wasn't the father, however... he was framed. You see, when he changed his thread to also be a grass supremacy thread, Alice didn't like that, so she took a swab of his DNA, and then used those worms to frame him. Yes, genetically he's the father, but he had nothing to do with the...

The worms weren't actually his, however. Those worms originally belonged to none other than @AliceMoonvale! And it all started back in the grass supremacy thread.

Hang on, did you say worms were in the feed? Oh, I think I can clear AnonU's name, finally. I may or may not know the truth of what happened that day, as well as the true culprit.

I have won.

I'm offended I wasn't considered for the chef role. I have a resume and everything. I could make great Wamba chops.