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Awww:blob_melt: Be careful if you keep being so cute I'll have to put a collar on you and take you home with me

The janitor Appears behind you without you noticing and whispers softly in your ear as he pats your head and scratches you behind the ear "By the way I hope you liked the jerky I left for you"

All arms and armors are welcome in my armories anytime they want for it is a place of rest and healing and rearming it is hallowed ground and it will be respected

I kept you in the armory for a reason

No

If you find my secret still and DON'T touch it I'll reward you with a bottle of my good stuff

You can try but be warned I. STALK. BACK.

The janitor Appears behind you without you noticing and whispers softly in your ear "no fooling around in the janitors closet there's highly sensitive ordinance in there"

Keep it clean kids

The janitor Appears behind you without you noticing and whispers softly in your ear "thank you for reminding them"

If you require arms and/or armor for your quests I rent/sell at low low prices I also take cigars moonshine and cookies as payment (no blood I got that in spades)

I think I'm going to need more than one

What happened to my beautiful beard:blob_shock:

One day I hope to be able to hire an assistant and take a vacation like my buddy Ahti over at the control bureau

Technically you could argue someone who just doesn't pay taxes to the government and does freelance work is a pirate

A demon pirate lord

Also pirates basically have an entire genre of music dedicated to them that everyone loves

No demon lord has ever been described as swashbuckling daring or dashing

Sounds like commie nonsense