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If you could guarantee that your drugs do NOT cause brain mould/rot zombification doesn't open psychedelic portals for machine elves to tap dance through and will not summon demonic dust mites and any users and dealers keep out of the walls and ceilings and ventilation system I wouldn't even...

Man y'all really must hate clean hallways and functional weapons

Because 80 is a nice number that pleasantly tickles my particular brand of OCD

This is actually a good point I recommend we retire this thread at 80 pages and start a new one for cleanliness sake

I only saw acidic tears I missed the part about it being perchloric acid

Sure if you feel like mopping bloody melting floors until they're spotless the bucket and mop will survive

Maybe in your timeline. But in mine? I'm typing just fine on my phone.

You're making mistakes... is that (*sniffs the air) Fear I smell?:blob_sir:

Ok gun welding power armored super soldier that can go toe to toe with whatever the school can throw at me

Basically think master chief or a 40k space marine too angry to die fighting demons for all eternity and the more he kills the stronger he becomes

Sure that's just the basic laws of the multiverse but here? Here I win. *Hands you the mop and bucket with a pair of tongs

AND SHE FRICKIN HEALS!?!?! *glances at the collar on my desk... "NO! No... She's a free person I've got to respect that" *glances at the collar again

Basically think the doom slayer I can and regularly do go toe to toe with adult Eldritch beings and demons from hell

They're a permanent part of the school even headmaster Tony cannot get rid of them (we've both tried)

That's it!!! All I asked is you keep the floors and walls and ceilings blood free!!! Now you get the red mop and blue bucket (they're cursed by the way) The mop makes you mop floors until your hands bleed and smears the blood around on the floor the blue bucket is your only salvation you must...

Don't make me give you the red mop and blue bucket

Aww she thinks I'm actually trying that's so adorable ?

What!?!:blob_shock: she's a cute puppy/fox... girl? There's no way you can tell me you wouldn't one of your own?