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  1. Redemit

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    If you could guarantee that your drugs do NOT cause brain mould/rot zombification doesn't open psychedelic portals for machine elves to tap dance through and will not summon demonic dust mites and any users and dealers keep out of the walls and ceilings and ventilation system I wouldn't even...
  2. Redemit

    I have completed the stab list.

    Man y'all really must hate clean hallways and functional weapons
  3. Redemit

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Because 80 is a nice number that pleasantly tickles my particular brand of OCD
  4. Redemit

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    This is actually a good point I recommend we retire this thread at 80 pages and start a new one for cleanliness sake
  5. Redemit

    SHF High-school Fanfic

  6. Redemit

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    I only saw acidic tears I missed the part about it being perchloric acid
  7. Redemit

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Sure if you feel like mopping bloody melting floors until they're spotless the bucket and mop will survive
  8. Redemit

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Maybe in your timeline. But in mine? I'm typing just fine on my phone.
  9. Redemit

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    You're making mistakes... is that (*sniffs the air) Fear I smell?:blob_sir:
  10. Redemit

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Ok gun welding power armored super soldier that can go toe to toe with whatever the school can throw at me
  11. Redemit

    SHF High-school Fanfic

  12. Redemit

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Basically think master chief or a 40k space marine too angry to die fighting demons for all eternity and the more he kills the stronger he becomes
  13. Redemit

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Sure that's just the basic laws of the multiverse but here? Here I win. *Hands you the mop and bucket with a pair of tongs
  14. Redemit

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    AND SHE FRICKIN HEALS!?!?! *glances at the collar on my desk... "NO! No... She's a free person I've got to respect that" *glances at the collar again
  15. Redemit

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Basically think the doom slayer I can and regularly do go toe to toe with adult Eldritch beings and demons from hell
  16. Redemit

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    They're a permanent part of the school even headmaster Tony cannot get rid of them (we've both tried)
  17. Redemit

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    That's it!!! All I asked is you keep the floors and walls and ceilings blood free!!! Now you get the red mop and blue bucket (they're cursed by the way) The mop makes you mop floors until your hands bleed and smears the blood around on the floor the blue bucket is your only salvation you must...
  18. Redemit

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Don't make me give you the red mop and blue bucket
  19. Redemit

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Aww she thinks I'm actually trying that's so adorable ?
  20. Redemit

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    What!?!:blob_shock: she's a cute puppy/fox... girl? There's no way you can tell me you wouldn't one of your own?
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