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  1. SsemouyOnan

    Unhinged PowerPoint Test

    What if I don't want people to click on funni links? >:). Anyways I'll just post the chapter preview memes for my unreleased stories here raw
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    Shock! Satisfaction achieved by pressing a BUTTON?!

    Me, a reader: It's not actually for completed stories, it's a coping mechanism for this:
  3. SsemouyOnan

    Is the characters different?

    Bruh y'all hijacked the poor OP's thread. When I started typing my edit there was a single page, now there's almost two O_O.
  4. SsemouyOnan

    Is the characters different?

    I do a thing where I take a part of someone I know that actually exists, like an interaction I or someone else had with them. Then I take a part of somebody else and put it into that character. If I feel like it, I do that again. Sometimes I even just base a scene on a real life experience, with...
  5. SsemouyOnan

    Miscellaneous facts about your characters

    One of my characters is known by others to be a hopeless drunkard who could clear out an entire winery by herself. Except, her race can't get drunk, they literally don't have a physical body to affect. She just pretends to be drunk because she saw one of her companions getting tipsy once, and...
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    List all the cliches that you come across while reading web novels on SH?

    Only if there isn't cuddling and philosophical discussion afterwards
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    List all the cliches that you come across while reading web novels on SH?

    Ran out of energy y'all can fill in the blanks Edit: Updated it, now only the last row is empty
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    How much symbolism is there in your story?

    You put symbolism everywhere because you think it's cool for things like "foreshadowing" and "depth" I put symbolism all over the place because I am incapable of being original, and the only way I can pretend I am is to throw obscure references into a grinder until the end result is an...
  9. SsemouyOnan

    Genderbend the MC

    Lighten up, puppet-bud. If it's any consolation you've just made 2 god-like entities go into a panic on how a sudden, inexplicable glitch got into their perfectly-crafted scenario. -- Only for it to do something as inane and useless as trying to bend the gender of a machine. Had it tried to go...
  10. SsemouyOnan

    You are transported as-is to the world of the most recent story you've worked on, you must stay for 1 year

    Thank you to all that responded. Looks like I doomed most of this thread, joy. The scenario was inspired by a Reddit post about the last game you played instead. I'm surprised at the lack of authors who created a world where the mere act of living is suffering... Or did they go mad before...
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    Genderbend the MC

    "Oh no!" Grabs a new physical body that's female "Anyways!" She doesn't quite have a soul for magic to affect, so it'd have to go a bit deeper than that. In that case she'd simply destroy her existence and recreate herself in the image she prefers. --- If you think that's cheating, it is. Her...
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    You are transported as-is to the world of the most recent story you've worked on, you must stay for 1 year

    How are your chances of survival? Personally I am going to turn into an eldritch spawn free of the burden of thought, life's pretty good.
  13. SsemouyOnan

    Reader's pet peeves

    1Lawyer t8ld 2me n0t to an5w4r
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    Reader's pet peeves

    When a female character appears and the first description of their appearance you get is B O O B S I Z E. Then again I have an eye and clothing fetish, so who am I to talk?
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    Do you pull your stories to publish on Amazon?

    This is a bit off topic, but seeing authors talk about the KU policy makes me wonder, how strict is it? Like, if you change the name of your story from "Genrically Long Ass Isekai Title" to "That, with Brevity." and claim the version you want to publish is distinct from the ones available on...
  16. SsemouyOnan

    Recommendations mc cultivates very slowly

    https://www.novelupdates.com/series/cultivating-to-become-a-great-celestial/ Read the synopsis. As of chapter 25 the MC has below average talent even compared to the other mob characters and only cultivated to the second realm because of pills. It's actually been more focused on literal...
  17. SsemouyOnan

    Can your MC beat Goku tho?

    Yes, there are many Gokus, pick a Goku you are comfortable with.
  18. SsemouyOnan

    Opinions about the JRPG progression

    --- PS: How about a JRPG where you play as a god desperately trying not to get offed by a party of teenage shmucks?
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    Authors, what plot point of your own novel did you later realize was completely unnecessary?

    Banana ketchup in general makes me puke. You know, I actually enjoy lower stakes more than higher stakes, makes things more personal and lively. It's really just how the author spins it, someone's lost sock can be just as important as some world in the background. Just my two cents, I don't...
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