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I slept well enough last night but woke up sore in unexpected places; guess I'll take more time than usual to stretch out proper

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"it'd be too satisfying "

I hope to one day befriend a butcher; be at the deli while he and I swap the same jokes for years as I get my cuts of meat

A world of parasites; from the second you take your first breath you're infected and under your skin constantly writhes with horrible life. Your eyes ache, your blood is a feast and any food you eat- any food you can eat- is robbed of its nutrients and you're left constantly starving, leaking...

alrighty door is back to being unlocked

cannibalism song ^-^

I wonder how someone would moisturize or apply sunscreen to their back alone; is it like they apply it on a post and then rub their backs against it like a bear or is it like a stick-and-sponge solution a la the romans

took a nice nap then woke up to start babying the pork roast I'm making for dinner tonight

I am now locking my door for today

I've the most experience with bow n arrow so by jove I'll stick with it

behold, the rabbit karate