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Fluff Rule #21 - Smother nonbelievers under your fluff until they repent and understand the might of fluff~

if a character has tits larger than her head, it's not sexy but rather concerning for her skeletal structure

I should give dorian (the younger idiot) a tonsure; he deserves it, he's earned it and he'd love to have it I Can Tell

lolipires are the worst vampires

He got his vengeance by finding a version of dueling banjos (the song) set to farting noises (evil) and then playing it out loud and smiling at me (double evil)

I prefer manga *closes door gently but firmly*

just subjected my dad to a solid 15 minute rant about my plans for tomorrow's dinner (breakfast sandwiches)

the thing about eating something for the first time in a long time is trying to puzzle out if it's always tasted like this and you just changed or if the company who made it changed the recipe some how some way to cut costs. It's probably both but part of the mystery is figuring which one has...

I'm on the user discord and have heard unfortunate things about the official one

=w=

once lived near a golf course and spent an afternoon trying to convince Dorian (the younger idiot) to not run out of the backyard to chase some golf balls Back when the older idiot Patches was younger he would herd the children my mom got swindled into babysitting into little groups and nudge...

they always talk about how chasing one's tail is a waste of time but they never ask about how much fun it is. It's so much fun and dizziness only exists for silly people

my hair goes very easily in front of my eyes now so I am now more empathetic towards sheepdogs

cake desire usurped and instead I tidied up a bed; I guess tomorrow I can make brownies

I am currently very enterprising in the kitchen today, having made a stew, two desserts, and sweet tea. I want to make cake too, wonder if I have the necessary ingredients...

making some hella thick pork stew cus I got many potatoes to imbibe it with