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you get an itchy nose whenever you lie or tell gossip

precious jewels fall from your mouth when you speak

spite

I want to eat so many things and then hibernate

victory for dorian as he has slain the mighty balloon

dorian came inside with his balloon; pandemonium arises

soggy

And lo, to the cry of the sweet-calling birds that nest in torn trees, your eyes flutter closed under the weight of the day to the embrace of the night, for a dream is far sweeter an embrace than that which burns as the sun will upon tender skin and fair-tender hearts. Is it uncouth to weep upon...

I miss the sight of fireflies, hearing the chirping of crickets at night, and the buzz of bees in the day because some over vigilant bug hater decided to pump out gallons of pesticides if a single beetle is spotted anywhere near their abode. Bugs are dying out fast and it's the terrible ones...

the academy's janitor

just watched a very strange music video about a possible toxic romance between a butcher and an anthropomorphic pig

it's nice not having a bag of my hair existing around me, instead it will don the head of a bald child somewhere