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I'm sure it does. Lord Matcha couldn't decide between Crab, Turkey and the intestines of innocent virgins, so I combined it all into one luxurious meal!

*comes from a servant's room* Aw, pitiful miss Corty, have nothing to eat? Well you are indeed lucky, I have just recently cooked dinner myself! Here, be honored to eat from the same table as Lord Matcha

I'm not slandering Lord Albus! I'm stating that the fact that you are able to stand toe to toe with him means you are extraordinary

Oi oi, I never claimed to be the most normal person in the school. I'm just saying that compared to literal eldritch entities and otherworldly races, an evil minion is actually kind of mundane

You are rivals with a duck.

What kindled my passion to make a bunch of stories in an interconnected universe was seeing a game called 'Library of Ruina' back in 2020. Still deciding on what story is best to kick off the project tho

All things considered, I'm actually pretty normal

What do you mean, comrade? This unsuitable reporter with oddly similar physical qualities compared to me is simply an imaginary construction.i myself is myself am very suitable for the club. Hypothetically, Kureous has already lost a battle to a another member of the cartel.

In theory, there should be some neat party drugs. But practically, in this hypothetical situation, it would be recommended to speak with the hypothetical higher ups of this hypothetical drug cartel This unsuitable reporter will hypothetically cry and call for her masters!

Ufufufufu, of course, we're protecting people alright, especially our clients and sponsors

Of course I know, that's why you'll help with the censorship. Right?(pretty please)

We will run the duck pictures through you, then you may decide if you want them censored or not

Censored information, mind you. Censorship from the student council is important so that the students don't come across cognito hazards

A lot, surprisingly. Though I won't be the one to tell you what it is

...the s-word was stab, who made you come to this conclusion? rip the tentacle lunch lady, I hope she got a good pension

Yo so I was checking the complete daily trending list for anything interesting, and then I saw this Rank 18 baby, that's 9 to go to the front page :blobtaco:

You live with eldritch gods? 0_0 Aight I need back-up from the cartel I ain't handling you alone

Hey you're the one hiding in the vents and jumping people, not me. I only bludgeon weak and helpless students/faculty with a spiked club... also try not to say the s-word, it tends to summon eldritch gods

The term, 'editorial' is preferred... And don't you go make any articles that portray any reputable students in a negative light :blobspearpeek:

Only if your promise to be corrupt and only write articles that portray the academy villains in a good light.