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  1. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    I'm sure it does. Lord Matcha couldn't decide between Crab, Turkey and the intestines of innocent virgins, so I combined it all into one luxurious meal!
  2. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *comes from a servant's room* Aw, pitiful miss Corty, have nothing to eat? Well you are indeed lucky, I have just recently cooked dinner myself! Here, be honored to eat from the same table as Lord Matcha
  3. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    I'm not slandering Lord Albus! I'm stating that the fact that you are able to stand toe to toe with him means you are extraordinary
  4. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Oi oi, I never claimed to be the most normal person in the school. I'm just saying that compared to literal eldritch entities and otherworldly races, an evil minion is actually kind of mundane
  5. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    You are rivals with a duck.
  6. SsemouyOnan

    Which was the great inspiration for your currently main project?

    What kindled my passion to make a bunch of stories in an interconnected universe was seeing a game called 'Library of Ruina' back in 2020. Still deciding on what story is best to kick off the project tho
  7. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    All things considered, I'm actually pretty normal
  8. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    What do you mean, comrade? This unsuitable reporter with oddly similar physical qualities compared to me is simply an imaginary construction.i myself is myself am very suitable for the club. Hypothetically, Kureous has already lost a battle to a another member of the cartel.
  9. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    In theory, there should be some neat party drugs. But practically, in this hypothetical situation, it would be recommended to speak with the hypothetical higher ups of this hypothetical drug cartel This unsuitable reporter will hypothetically cry and call for her masters!
  10. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Ufufufufu, of course, we're protecting people alright, especially our clients and sponsors
  11. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Of course I know, that's why you'll help with the censorship. Right?(pretty please)
  12. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    We will run the duck pictures through you, then you may decide if you want them censored or not
  13. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Censored information, mind you. Censorship from the student council is important so that the students don't come across cognito hazards
  14. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    A lot, surprisingly. Though I won't be the one to tell you what it is
  15. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    ...the s-word was stab, who made you come to this conclusion? rip the tentacle lunch lady, I hope she got a good pension
  16. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Yo so I was checking the complete daily trending list for anything interesting, and then I saw this Rank 18 baby, that's 9 to go to the front page :blobtaco:
  17. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    You live with eldritch gods? 0_0 Aight I need back-up from the cartel I ain't handling you alone
  18. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Hey you're the one hiding in the vents and jumping people, not me. I only bludgeon weak and helpless students/faculty with a spiked club... also try not to say the s-word, it tends to summon eldritch gods
  19. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    The term, 'editorial' is preferred... And don't you go make any articles that portray any reputable students in a negative light :blobspearpeek:
  20. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Only if your promise to be corrupt and only write articles that portray the academy villains in a good light.
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