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The kinds that don't care about the orifice, as long as it's warm. Horror. Mystery.

Ok I'll get the goblins

Just read dungeon meshi. Now I'm imagining a dungeon where all the mobs are food-themed. Walking bananas, levitating hamburgers, flying spaghetti monsters, meatball submarines. Then you can slaughter 'em all and eat them for stats and stuff like cultivators eat drugs :blob_drool:

You were also accused of being pregnant at least once

No, no worries of that sort. I'm fine being murdered for the greater evil every once in a while. I was just wondering if it was a good time to be selling life insurance to unsuspecting students. If say, hypothetically whatever I devour must become me before I eat it, and I eat you, making you...

Huh, it might actually be pretty interesting to have an "Underground edition" for the more thematically-criminal articles like the drug cartel and stabbings. Excuse me, what? Should I start investing in life insurance scams?

Rather, there's not enough space on the article to fit everything. Had to leave out the Azure_Frog incident(perhaps for the better so the journalism club doesn't collectively get stabbed) in the current issue. Sure! The only thing better than one terminally online person is two terminally...

Of course. If goddess daikon wants to do it herself, who am I to be so impudent?

I mean that's technically what the journalism club does, but I guess I can do a summary of events every 10 pages or so... starting now?

w-wait, you're not supposed to make me feel remorse for my actions! That's my weakness :sweating_profusely:

...I literally just copy pasted the list on the front page. Did I accidentally erase you from existence? I'll add you when I post the compilation Ssemouy is nowhere to be found for nearly an hour, but just as you thought you were flaked, she returns. She looks shocked to see you alive How? Is...

"Hold up, this is going way too fast. Our safeword is still 'potato', right?"

Yeah, it should definitely be okay. Now, you can go make some wonderful graffiti over there while I run off in this direction to go uh, grab my own art set! See you later.

Whew, alright. I thought you had gone astray. I was about to forcefully take you back and show you the correct path sulk in a corner for a second there. Just don't get too enthusiastic about the stabbings! There's more to that about you, goddess daikon! We can do graffiti around the school!

Well, Luoir did ask for a triangle situation... I see... :blob_neutral:

Can you fold it into a triangle before consumption?

Goddess daikon... I'm afraid we can't have two villainesses in the same niche. If you become a serial stabber you'll either have to dethrone Azure or downgrade to minion. Neither outcome is particularly diserable to me >_>

What no? I'm no villainess, I can't go against Corty by myself. Feel free to eat it! Saves me the trouble