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I dont understand the judgement of people who use toddler leashes, they're no more inhumane than a seatbelt and I definitely prefer a leashed toddler to one that's actively trying to run into traffic or other people

I would probably choose yes if it was one-and-done but since literally everything and everyone else would be trapped in hellish torment forever I figure that's a bit too mean. If it wasn't for forever I'd let em die, recreate em with memories just before their doom and go on with my godly existence

was slowly waking up when I detected an Unidentified Fucking Bug crawling on my arm. Smacked and killed it so fast my eyes couldn't identify what kind of bug

isn't it kinda wild just how dusty rocks can get, like where is that coming from mister

the thing about power fantasies is that everyone is different and thus different things appeal differently and what a lot of power fantasies are...is one-note

you essentially closed your profile and comments ding dong

legolas would monologue before the kill

remember, smarmy advice is often useless or worse than useless

dinner was healthy like the rest of my meals today

cut it down to ntrlvr2024 and it'll be really efficient then

might as well redo the whole thing and make new and interesting mistakes

put two blankets on my lap because soggy dog immediately hopped on with thoughts of revenge and moistening

showered off my evidence of my meeting with the other doggies so dorian can't surmise my cheating mwahahaha

more people kept coming in so I cut my workout off early BUT I got to meet some new dogs and a talkative kid so it evens out

accidentally found the popular time for the gym but I was here first so it feels unfair