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Wah!!

I birthed your baby boy and you gave me -10000 likes! I lost 7/9ths of my brain for our child! How could you!? How dare you!! :mad_s: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

It's possible someone else could have been the mother and that I'm just a surrogate. :blob_hmm:

MOO!

I SAID MOO!!!

Could it have been Pangmi-bro that planted the brain worms in my grass all along? :blob_shock::blob_hmm: No, it was anonU, the resemblance is too perfect.

Moo

Funfact: Mind Altering Brain Worms Have An Incredibly Fast And Excruciatingly Painful Gestation Period.

A gloriously royal name. It shall be added. I'll let people change their votes if they are so inclined.

Would you like to have a son with AnonUnlimited? I have some of his leftover worm eggs you can try.

Meet AnonUnlimited's as of yet unamed child, birthed after eating 7/9ths of my brain. I know, it was a traumatic birth, but my brain will grow back, some of it. Our boy needs a name. As the father refuses to help name him, I'm now an abandoned mother looking for help naming our child. Please...

I am winning moo.

At least I'm not calling you cute.

I'm a futa.

He's actually a caring father.

Good moooooorning moo

Moo Principle # 467 - I have to put the unnamed baby to bed. Good night ya'll. I'll be consulting my lawyer about my rights and possible malicious ephinephrine exposure.