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  1. JayMark

    POLL:- Top(1) Father for Jay Mark's offspring./Paternity Testing

    Also you took my Mothra body pillow. I want it back.
  2. JayMark

    No more Praise Anon thread.

    I think the responsibility of being a father is wearing on you. How about you take a nap and clear your head dear?
  3. JayMark

    The Last to Comment Wins

    MOOOOOOOOO!
  4. JayMark

    POLL:- Top(1) Father for Jay Mark's offspring./Paternity Testing

    There was no r?. AnonUnlimited was very gentle. Once the worm was eating my brain, I couldn't resist any of his commands. He was so dashing and handsome. I rubbed his bald question mark head with my hooves. He kept saying, "Praise me! Praise me again!" Maybe it was more like mind control...
  5. JayMark

    POLL:- Top(1) Father for Jay Mark's offspring./Paternity Testing

    He drugged me, tied me up, and made me praise him nonstop for 47 hours!
  6. JayMark

    POLL:- Top(1) Father for Jay Mark's offspring./Paternity Testing

    Those are all different people with the same name, sorry. Stop trying to weasel out of child support. Come home and rest your head on my bountiful burgeoning bosoms. I promise not to give you a brain worm.
  7. JayMark

    POLL:- Top(1) Father for Jay Mark's offspring./Paternity Testing

    I didn't make the paternity poll. The ducks did. They are trying to be helpful and make sure AnonUnlimited Jr has a good father.
  8. JayMark

    No more Praise Anon thread.

    Buy me this plushie to make it up to me and restore our family dynamic.
  9. JayMark

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  10. JayMark

    I will make him buy it for me and his son.

    I will make him buy it for me and his son.
  11. JayMark

    Also, don't be jealous because you're flat chested. It's unbecoming and not even cool.

    Also, don't be jealous because you're flat chested. It's unbecoming and not even cool.
  12. JayMark

    I don't need to eat that. I'll die of cute overdose.

    I don't need to eat that. I'll die of cute overdose.
  13. JayMark

    The Last to Comment Wins

    Don't watch if sensitive to bright lights and flashing spinning.
  14. JayMark

    There there cute one, rest your head on my blossoming bosoms and slumber peacefully.

    There there cute one, rest your head on my blossoming bosoms and slumber peacefully.
  15. JayMark

    The Last to Comment Wins

    Mooooo1
  16. JayMark

    Elijah keeps trying to get us to convert to CoMoonism

    Elijah keeps trying to get us to convert to CoMoonism
  17. JayMark

    The Last to Comment Wins

    I'm not cute she says. :rolleyes:
  18. JayMark

    Moo Principle # 469 - Protect our DeMOOcracy, for the sake of our children.

    Moo Principle # 469 - Protect our DeMOOcracy, for the sake of our children.
  19. JayMark

    POLL:- Top(1) Father for Jay Mark's offspring./Paternity Testing

    That looks like AnonUnlimited before his hair transplant.
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