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You can make justic tea with my pure, clean, ethically sourced, environmentally sustainable water.

Moo Principle # 491 - Is anybody thirsty for liquid?

Is anybody thirsty?

I don't know what you mean by this term, thirst trap.

I'm a wholesome bull. I'm a victim of circumstance I say! :blob_catflip:

You should name your main character Goliath just to be ironic.

Fine, fine. I'll see myself out. You can have the knives, I eat grass so I have no use for them.

Would it help if I revealed I'm an eldritch shape shifter that simply prefers the shape of a bull, or is it still a no. I kind of want to be stabbed.

Seeing as I've already been stabbed in the back four times today by a supposed 'friend' I have much experience for this position and might take you up on the offer should you accept it. I'm a shape shifter, so you have to specify the length of time I'll be required for pin cushion duty.

Did you get the child?

The child has been delivered via eldritch ritual and safely delivered to the care of one @Azhurie_Mythephan The hospital can now take care of the next patient while one Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie goes back to the pasture to graze.

Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie and all associated entities are dropping any ongoing litigation, this includes Slyrm and Big Prawnis. Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie and all associated entities plead no contest and throw themselves upon the mercy of the court for all pending and future legal action against them...

Resolved with other party. Feel Free to disregard this.

Moo Principle # 490 - Error, Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie.exe has stopped working.

I don't know you well enough to vote.

Moo Principle # 489 - @Anonjohn20 loves and is loyal to futas more than anyone else here. And I shouldn't have abused his sentiments for my own ends with my shape shifting powers. I was a jerk and I apologize.

I dropped my water bottle on the floor. :sweat_smile: