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  1. JayMark

    Join it.

    Join it.
  2. JayMark

    What if I'm a cow-glass o' wader hybrid and the flex tape guy is a bull human, hmmm?

    What if I'm a cow-glass o' wader hybrid and the flex tape guy is a bull human, hmmm?
  3. JayMark

    Oooooooooooooo, I get it now. I get it. But what if that's just a name, like their last name is...

    Oooooooooooooo, I get it now. I get it. But what if that's just a name, like their last name is Hunter.
  4. JayMark

    The Last to Comment Wins

    How about horse, you'd eat a horse, of course, of course! We love to serve the finest horse. But don't you dare, no way, no how, ask us to serve dead cow.
  5. JayMark

    You can't even have a glass of water without stabbing it.

    You can't even have a glass of water without stabbing it.
  6. JayMark

    Flex tape guy got my back

    Flex tape guy got my back
  7. JayMark

    wait, you woudn't stab me when I offered to become human but you'll stab me as a water glass...

    wait, you woudn't stab me when I offered to become human but you'll stab me as a water glass? :blob_hmm:
  8. JayMark

    The Last to Comment Wins

    How about roast leg of goat?
  9. JayMark

    The Last to Comment Wins

    *trickle moo
  10. JayMark

    SUPREME COURT OF SHF

    You get paid?
  11. JayMark

    The Last to Comment Wins

    Moo. I mean, moopologies for the lack of moo on the moonu. Can I recommend the ultra cheesy brocolli with duck meat?
  12. JayMark

    The Last to Comment Wins

    We don't serve red meat in this establisment.
  13. JayMark

    The Last to Comment Wins

    May I take your order?
  14. JayMark

    Your Guide to Writing the Best Novel (Pure Facts)

    If by best you mean 'most popular' then you are spitting facts.
  15. JayMark

    SUPREME COURT OF SHF

    *eats the gold through acidic absorption
  16. JayMark

    (Mature only) No peaking. <3

    We are too pure and wholesome to be mentioned here.
  17. JayMark

    The Last to Comment Wins

    moo
  18. JayMark

    It's my own special blend of water and other waters, with ions, no Dasani.

    It's my own special blend of water and other waters, with ions, no Dasani.
  19. JayMark

    Make sure you keep your mineral levels, sodium and pottasium, refreshed when you drink a lot of...

    Make sure you keep your mineral levels, sodium and pottasium, refreshed when you drink a lot of water. Also Flex Tape, I can't stop thinking about flex tape.
  20. JayMark

    Of course it's mostly water.

    Of course it's mostly water.
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