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that counts under pet lizard :blob_hide: added but you can also press the simping button suggested by @Hans.Trondheim

So you suddenly get 5k BUT you're obligated to spend as much of it on stereotypical stupid things I've got a list below but if you have another suggestion that I find just as stupid as the above

the cost one pays for being well hydrated...

puberty but beneath the skin is an insect much larger than the host body

managed to get to sleep at 1:30 after much struggle and clowns

it's not just the clown dreams, it's the fact that they don't actually let me sleep so it's like I'm having themed and involuntary daydreams while midnight creeps closer to me

spent a long time today killing mold (and braincells) and my arms ache from the scrubbing BUT ravioli dinner was tasty and filling

hot water heater had to get a valve replaced so it's a good thing I spotted that puddle yesterday

I'm going to abscond to the woods and just start digging holes if I have to. Or cast myself- and you, Paul- into the sea

sometimes certain types of animalistic violence looks more appealing than others, for example the full upper-body workout of simian violence as it (the simian) tries to brain the victim with both hands and maybe a stick

I don't like spoof movies that much

I wonder what happened to the farmed hippo craze from way back when

don't like cocktails and I might like margaritas if I made em because the one I tried went insane on the alchohol

dog in lap is snoozing