Search results

(un)fortunately? right now my hair is making me look like a blonde and shaven yanni

If you knew that you were about to be eaten, how would you reccomend you'd be served? Ingredients, Seasonings, Recipe, there's a lot of ways to modify your consumption. Assume that whatever is on the non-pointed end of the knife is a master chef able to get every ingredient you list.

had a convo with dad where I said I'd be cool with people cannibalizing my corpse if a. I was about to die anyway, b. they caught me fair and square (and had a fast way to kill me), and c. if they're a decent cook I'm not letting me someone who burns water have at my corpse and be like "wow she...

was focusing on my little art project and the dog invaded my lap so I guess I'm doing this now

I'm overcome with hype so I'm hoping my coffee calms me down

godspeed for my radio app trying its damndest to keep me awake because this bed is really persuasive

parasites

was working on an art project when dad left the room after putting on a lawn maintenance video like someone would put on the disney channel for their toddlers I guess it worked cuz I stopped on my art project to stare at the guy mowing grass but still

dog in lap Hell Yeah puppy

back from the festival, now as horizontal as I can physically be

festival is crowded

today's word is hound-able, coined by the honorable Nolff and is defined by the great many things I can do in comparison to the average dog

dog is creeping on me whilst I'm occupied with dinner and won't leave the room despite my shooing