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  1. JayMark

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    HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE GLORIES OF THE TEMPLE!? HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE CONQUEST OF THEMES? THE SECOND SEAL OPENETH AND CLOSETH THE PUBLIC DOMAIN! ANCIENT WISDOMS ARE MORPHED INTO UNRECOGNIZEABLE ENSLAVEMENT! THE HOUSE OF MOUSE OFFERS COMFORT IN ILLUSIONS. THE ACOLYTES CONSUME ALL. ALL OF WORLD...
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    Oh no, oh no, you could do some real F-ed up Shiz with Tailspin.
  3. JayMark

    Are these emojis or blobs? Or... both?

    He's right you nknow.
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    I MUST FUSE WITH ALL THAT IS FUSED WITHIN THE ESSENCE OF THE BIPEDAL RODENT! I MUST SEE THE WORLD THROUGH ITS EYE! I MUST PUT ON THE FURSUIT AND WAVE TO THE ACOLYTES OF THE WALT!
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    The only cost is joining the Disney cult, becoming a Disney dult, subscribing to all Disney services, watching and reading all now cannon Disney IP studiously, and having everything I write at the mercy of Disney's whim. So my soul, the cost is my being and soul.
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    I know he's raking in the big bucks in tips. It's tempting to sell out, so tempting to not be a writer of my own IP. Like, why shouldn't I do it, why shouldn't I write just one? I deserve it. I worked hard. Why shouldn't I wear write that?
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    You're confused, I'm talking about the bird. Those dodos only write translations of Chinese authors using AI.
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    What is this? Seriously what is it? I'm curious. Are these Marvel Fanfiction Creations? Vaguely.
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    Wasn't me. Far too copasetic for any dream I would cause.

    Wasn't me. Far too copasetic for any dream I would cause.
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    No they read smut, it just had to be Marvel Cinematic Universe smut.
  11. JayMark

    I pride myself in falling asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow.

    I pride myself in falling asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow.
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    Marvel Fanfiction.
  13. JayMark

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    Tempokai is the reason the dodo went extinct. He roasted all their web novels and they died from shame.
  14. JayMark

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    Mom!
  15. JayMark

    Real-Life Horrors

    Dealing with superiors and coworkers who levy unrealistic expectations.
  16. JayMark

    What's the most attractive part of the human body?

    The kidneys are beautiful too.
  17. JayMark

    First, you must prove your worthiness. [IMG]

    First, you must prove your worthiness.
  18. JayMark

    Actually swimming in it though?

    Actually swimming in it though?
  19. JayMark

    Wearing swimwear made out of spaghetti.

    Wearing swimwear made out of spaghetti.
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    Walking with a bundle of raw spaghetti through a thunderstorm.

    Walking with a bundle of raw spaghetti through a thunderstorm.
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