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Some people also know him as one of the top 3 Marvel/DC fanfiction smut authors on this site. Despite him derailing multiple threads after 1 negative review, he's doing quite well for himself here.
You're confused, I'm talking about the bird. Those dodos only write translations of Chinese authors using AI.Dodo
Variations: Kadindi, Kaddodi, Kadda, Swallower-of-Men The Dodo is a monstrous humanoid creature from the folklore of the Hausa people. He can be found lurking in the deep forests and swamps of sub-…
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I know he's raking in the big bucks in tips.
If you do sell out. Do it really hard (add futa to the smut fanfic, possibly some human-nonhuman relationship too).
To become Disney you must renounce all your beliefs and align with The Cathedral. You don't win currently when you become The Cathedralite.
I need futa Minnie Mouse NTR Mickey Mouse with Pluto, and Donald Duck peeps from the window and cusses in his silly voice while r**bing one out. STAT!
I MUST FUSE WITH ALL THAT IS FUSED WITHIN THE ESSENCE OF THE BIPEDAL RODENT! I MUST SEE THE WORLD THROUGH ITS EYE! I MUST PUT ON THE FURSUIT AND WAVE TO THE ACOLYTES OF THE WALT!
DON'T BEAR THE EARS OF THE FALSE GOD! THE WINNING CURRENTLY LIES IN THE NORTH, FAR AWAY FROM THE HOUSE OF MOUSE INFLUENCE! THE FALSE GOD LOST ITS GRIP ON REALITY, FINDING THE REAL "not aligning with our values"! THE EYE IS ILLUSION, THE FURSUIT IS THE TRAP, AND THE ACOLYTES OF THE WALT ARE WORSHIPPING THE CORPSE ON THE THRONE!
Goofy steals his son's GF the second she turns 18 and Ludwig Von Drake has an island where he invites millionaires to blackmail them. Chip and Dale have been kidnapped by Ludwig.
Oh no, oh no, you could do some real F-ed up Shiz with Tailspin.
HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE GLORIES OF THE TEMPLE!? HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE CONQUEST OF THEMES? THE SECOND SEAL OPENETH AND CLOSETH THE PUBLIC DOMAIN! ANCIENT WISDOMS ARE MORPHED INTO UNRECOGNIZEABLE ENSLAVEMENT! THE HOUSE OF MOUSE OFFERS COMFORT IN ILLUSIONS. THE ACOLYTES CONSUME ALL. ALL OF WORLD CULTURE CENTRALIZED UNDER ONE HOUSE, TOGETHER, THROUGH TIME IMMEMORIAL! NO SINGLE CREATIVE CAN DARE STAND ASIDE FROM IT WITHOUT GETTING THE FLESH PICKED CLEAN FROM BONE!
HAVE YOU SEEN THE OFFERINGS THE ACOLYTES HAVE GIVEN TO THE MASSES? ROTTED IDEAS, INFESTED WITH FLEAS OF LUNA, PUSHING OUT THE ROACHES OF THE SOL AS THEIR IDOLS. THE MASSES HAVE BEEN FED ON THE CARCASSES OF THEIR FAVORITE IDOLS FOR YEARS, SLOWLY BEING PUSHED OUT OF THE WEST BY THE EMPIRES AT THE EAST. INDIFFERENT MASSES SAW WHAT THE HOUSE OF THE MOUSE WORSHIPPED, SLOWLY DISTANCING THEMSELVES OUT OF THE CLUTCHES OF THE COURT. THE MOUSE GIVES ITS FLESH FOR THOSE WHO HAVE THE OFFERINGS, THE MOUSE ISOLATED ITSELF FROM ALL THE SIDES BECAUSE IT DEEMED THOSE WHO DON'T FOLLOW THE CULT OF WALT "not our loyal customers". IT REPACKAGED ITS OWN ROTTEN FLESH AGAIN AND AGAIN, AND ONLY FEW ARE FED, BECAUSE IT'S MOSTLY UNGODLY EXCREMENT!
WAH! WAH! I SAY! NYAA~! I SAY! MOO! I SAY! THE CARCASS RENEWS ITSELF WITH OFFERINGS OF GOLD! IF IT CAN NO LONGER MAKE, IT CAN STILL BUY! ALL THAT FALLS UNDER ITS PURCHASE STAYS FRESH FOR BUT A TIME BEFORE THE ROT SETS IN! PERHAPS! PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT WRONG BROTHER! Perhaps, just perhaps, there is refuge is in this place without fortune, without fame, and full of hardships. Perhaps in this fire adversity we can become stronger than our fat, lazy, greedy masters of civilization. But only if we survive dear brother. Only if we can avoid their wall, their sword, and their bribe.
