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what is it about sealants that fuck up brushes so badly like girl you are literally liquids

dinner (jambalaya) was good and I don't enjoy the combining of sweet and savory flavors

had a nice little walk around the neighborhood, now I need to make dinner soonish

walked out onto my porch and found a Dead Ass Bird that I then had to bury to prevent coyotes from arriving on said porch

it's so nice to listen to soft jazz, especially when it's dark outside. Ideal vibes

arguably I didn't make myself a *bad* dinner but I certainly didn't make myself a great dinner

the dog yodeled and fled my attempt to kidnap him for dog in lap time only to plop down on said lap willingly not even 5 minutes later #why

puppy in lap being cute and fluffy

great news: Spot has finally resigned to connect to the wifi after months of refusing to bad news: I forgot that she's slower than Christmas and my patience has worsened in our time apart neutral news: She is now heating my room by virtue of working so dang hard to be slow

my dog's Little Bastard status is so whenever he is busy doing nothing outside all I have to do is pretend to close the door so he can shove his conehead into the door like "I am finally ready to come inside and/or I want to prevent u from closing doors mwahahaha"

my therapist a few years back and I had a running joke about how many times I dunk sybil in the slip n slide of nature