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wrote some and then died of 10000 explosions I wanna watch landscaping videos but instead the tv has a bunch of damnable cops doing cop stuff on it blah

got stuffed with food and then kidnapped dog for dog in lap time

golly this turkey is the tits; I am a genius

made pumpkin bread and cornbread and loaded the dishwasher for the first time this day

peg him

despite it not being the right season I made some sweet tea for tomorrow so we have something to drink with the turkey and whatnot

dog is up n boneless in my lap so he's comfy

oh thank god my tylenol finally kicked in

looks like I'm grilling the turkey and ham for this year's Thanksgiving dinner

I am fighting the urge to delete comments :blobspearpeek:

I feel like dudes need to have more fun with their facial hair like it's so boring with the beard "styles" you commonly see like dudes need to braid their mustaches let's get jiggy with it

I think I might be better inclined to nocturnal living but I'm in the same house as 2 morning people so alas