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unintentionally made dinner hella early but a. not like I've got anywhere else to go and b. it's tasty

I slept like I was in a bar fight

I'm getting all these goddamned panda express ads why the hell and how the hell do I stop this endless torment They Are Taking Over My Entire Phone Screen with blinding white and ugly ass looking food. that shrimp looks abhorrent

changed light bulbs and it made a compelling argument to never turn on the ceiling light again

I oughta make a calendar list thing about what I make for sunday breakfast because I'm being falsely accused of making shrimp grits too often

I hope this email finds you on your knees begging for a more merciful death than you deserve

bl hyena births might be worse than butt babies

rode an urge to clean and now all surfaces around me are dust free

the concept of mpreg confuses me, either every pregnancy is concluded via c-section or ass baby. Neither sound particularly appealing

alrighty, picked up and mowed the lawn before spraying rabbit-be-gone on the borders so dorian stops being weird about rabbits. hopefully

what a beautiful family I'm sure this is a very lovely mealtime for them :sweating_profusely: now if you'll excuse me I must away:blob_whistle:

made fried chicken sandwiches and came in here for some kind of...apocalypse?

Everyone has met at least someone on this site that irritates the hell out of them: maybe they spam, cause drama, or their reading comprehension is so piss-poor it irritates everyone around them. Now the forum does have the option to ignore someone and put them out of your sight but I feel like...

hell is full and still not hiring