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I feel like many people forget just how long sheep tails are

They never tell you what it's like after the bite. Sure you've gotta deal with the rabies shot, the runaround the neighborhood holding your bandaged arm, and tell everyone how you fucked up so they know it ain't a dog out there. It's embarrassing and painful as your flesh stitches itself back...

the only way I'm sharing my fetishes is if I'm trying to enact them with someone, otherwise you'll have to guess like any other pervert the weirdest and grossest to me (by default) are any that deal with excretions and fetishes get developed with a little part in your brain gets wiggly in...

lotta y'all think you're a kuudere... we can't all be that

unfortunately, I'm likely the mama one

running on 4 hours of sleep. yay.

sold a secondhand (and enormous) beanbag chair for 50 dollars and more importantly: got it out of my house

I have had burger and all is right in the world

I am hungry and I have a headache

coming up to the end of this damnable chair and I pity the fool who redoes this horrid creation because it was so much nonsense

I am somewhat overstuffed on egg drop soup and fighting hibernation

ai can learn to jack off like the rest of us plebs