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  1. HelloHound

    she asked how and I said that first I made it alive and sentient. Then she asked why I made it...

    she asked how and I said that first I made it alive and sentient. Then she asked why I made it alive if I was just going to kill and eat it and I responded that the question to ask was "why did I make it sentient in addition to alive" She nodded in agreement to my point
  2. HelloHound

    a common joke I make with my mom is she'll ask if I did X and I'll reply "no I killed and ate X"...

    a common joke I make with my mom is she'll ask if I did X and I'll reply "no I killed and ate X" and tonight she asked if I transferred the laundry (I did) but instead I said my usual joke.
  3. HelloHound

    I am not an average dog, I am a special dog

    I am not an average dog, I am a special dog
  4. HelloHound

    something described as a "ruckus" is usually pretty funny

    something described as a "ruckus" is usually pretty funny
  5. HelloHound

    fuzzy snake...

    fuzzy snake...
  6. HelloHound

    dad somehow managed to break the recliner again and to the point where it's now a collection of...

    dad somehow managed to break the recliner again and to the point where it's now a collection of wood and fabric than a piece of furniture. No I don't know how because I was in another room
  7. HelloHound

    good luck

    good luck
  8. HelloHound

    Dad apparently went out and bought a new chair while I was fixing the original one. rip lol

    Dad apparently went out and bought a new chair while I was fixing the original one. rip lol
  9. HelloHound

    I fixed the broken recliner so it now reclines rather than slumps to one side

    I fixed the broken recliner so it now reclines rather than slumps to one side
  10. HelloHound

    was eating when I somehow and unexpectedly made a squeaky toy noise

    was eating when I somehow and unexpectedly made a squeaky toy noise
  11. HelloHound

    huh

    huh
  12. HelloHound

    my backyard is just rocks

    my backyard is just rocks
  13. HelloHound

    I know that hoarding disorder is a mental illness but my sympathy kicks in after my evil brain...

    I know that hoarding disorder is a mental illness but my sympathy kicks in after my evil brain thoughts
  14. HelloHound

    I sometimes watch videos of hoarder houses getting cleared out and enjoy my fury and envy in...

    I sometimes watch videos of hoarder houses getting cleared out and enjoy my fury and envy in response to people who a. Have A House and b. do this to their house
  15. HelloHound

    if they can get fired at any time then I believe they should be able to leave the job at any time

    if they can get fired at any time then I believe they should be able to leave the job at any time
  16. HelloHound

    pack together strong

    pack together strong
  17. HelloHound

    Would you read a fic where Thomas Wayne (the Batman who kills) is reincarnated as Fugaku Uchiha in Naruto?

    (n)
  18. HelloHound

    yeah seems more like an air fryer meal

    yeah seems more like an air fryer meal
  19. HelloHound

    I'm not interested in starting new shows at any given point but it is kinda fun to wander into...

    I'm not interested in starting new shows at any given point but it is kinda fun to wander into someone else's watch party and ask questions
  20. HelloHound

    @NotaNuffian dang that sucks

    @NotaNuffian dang that sucks
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