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if you have a mop that fits your height, take a moment to be grateful for that mop. as someone who spent several minutes hunched over like Igor to clean the damnable floors, a fitting mop would have been appreciated

spent part of my morning relocating baby bunnies

it's nice when a story you kinda follow (but lost) kept updating so when you found it again you got to binge read

wanna get a stretch like I'm a slinky held at one end, maybe get the rack and pull a couple times till whatever's bothering me in my back pops properly

held a singular hot tamale (candy) betwixt my lips and it fell out while I was distracted and fell directly into a trashcan

I wonder if there's real estate websites where they sell haunted houses

watched the truman show (the movie) and boy howdy was it fun

volunteer human* sacrifice

went through my book collection, then gathered my pressed flower collection, and boy howdy, there was more than I expected of both

the bozos with the fireworks need to stop imitating a thunderstorm with their discount freedom explosives

personally I like abstract art for several reasons 1. It makes me think: it makes me consider what the artist meant by the piece, what happened to make the piece happened (location, material etc), and how the piece is commonly interpreted and what I think about that (do I agree? why or why not)

maybe drinking an energy drink at this time of the evening is not my finest decision but ☝️ it tastes like fizzy fruit juice

Favorite quote of the day: "Well aren't you just a new and interesting addition to the universe."

It's annoying when you contact an app's support line like "I did this, this, and this and there's still these problems what the hell" and the support team replies "Well have you tried [ACTION YOU LITERALLY TALKED ABOUT EXTENSIVELY DOING] you fucking idiot? You brainless sillyhead? Ever thought...

anything irritating that happened to you today was directly caused by Anon, be sure to thank him for my powerup