Squidward stands at a lever. The Trolley is bound for Mr. Crab's Krusty Crab, but inside are twenty members of the proletariat eating inside. Squidward can divert the trolley with the lever, but it will run over 1 shrimp and 3,000 plankton. Will he pull the lever?
Moo Principle # 549 - Being in a completely human form always feels so vulnerable and offputting. It's just blech. You guys are just blech. Imagine not being able to shift into form you desire.
Pennywise walked into a bar.
The bartender said "Why the long face?"
"Do you think you're funny?" Pennywise asked.
"I don't think I am," the bartender said as he vanished into nothingness.