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  1. JayMark

    Tree simulator games! I fall over myself for them! I can't leaves them alone! They've taken root...

    Tree simulator games! I fall over myself for them! I can't leaves them alone! They've taken root in my soul to the point where I've branched out into bush simulator games. Though after playing them nonstop, I feel sapped. What I wouldn't do for rest!
  2. JayMark

    Moo Principle #551 - Great, now that anger ran out, I have to power my writing through...

    Moo Principle #551 - Great, now that anger ran out, I have to power my writing through self-loathing and depression.
  3. JayMark

    Secrets of the one above game

    The one above me wears a fox mask.
  4. JayMark

    I alternate between high frequency emissions towards other bulls in the pasture, and then...

    I alternate between high frequency emissions towards other bulls in the pasture, and then express my distress at my resulting isolation.
  5. JayMark

    It's just hard enough for indie writers of originals in general. We're really at the bottom of...

    It's just hard enough for indie writers of originals in general. We're really at the bottom of the abuse pile. Also, I don't have any problems with anyone on forums, even the people who want to eat me as a well done steak.
  6. JayMark

    I'm summoning the eldritch entities as we speak to return them my suffering one hundred fold.

    I'm summoning the eldritch entities as we speak to return them my suffering one hundred fold.
  7. JayMark

    No. Some troglodyte crawled from the septic tank on a disabled profile and gave me a one star.

    No. Some troglodyte crawled from the septic tank on a disabled profile and gave me a one star.
  8. JayMark

    Moo Principle # 550 - They are a petty creature with brains composed of shit. But this is a...

    Moo Principle # 550 - They are a petty creature with brains composed of shit. But this is a compliment, because shit actually has a purpose. They are a defective retard troll that should be slaughtered and drowned in the swamp they came from. Their meat should be left to rot on the battlefield.
  9. JayMark

    Why meow and not woof?

    I'm a bull again, I an take a neutral stance.
  10. JayMark

    It will taste of the hatred of a thousand suns sprinkled with the boiled blood of the innocent...

    It will taste of the hatred of a thousand suns sprinkled with the boiled blood of the innocent and succulant fatty duck meat.
  11. JayMark

    And you know all that hatred weighs him down. That cute little waddle is the weight of 3 tons of...

    And you know all that hatred weighs him down. That cute little waddle is the weight of 3 tons of hatred dragging over his beak and feathers.
  12. JayMark

    You're too fat from eating bread and being angry at everything to fly.

    You're too fat from eating bread and being angry at everything to fly.
  13. JayMark

    Why meow and not woof?

    Oh no! Redirect fire! Wait, Cat play clever trick!
  14. JayMark

    Why meow and not woof?

    Ready to launch.
  15. JayMark

    Why meow and not woof?

  16. JayMark

    sounds horny

    sounds horny
  17. JayMark

    Secrets of the one above game

    The one above me has fun balloons, fun balloon, yeah yeah yeah. Baaaaaaaaalooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
  18. JayMark

    Clowns don't joke around when it comes to drugs! Don't Do Drugs! 🎵🎶

    Clowns don't joke around when it comes to drugs! Don't Do Drugs! 🎵🎶
  19. JayMark

    Why meow and not woof?

    wooo owoowoo owowo awooooo woooo owooo arf grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr wah wah wah wh!
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