It can offend people indeed. If I remember right, Record of Ragnarok is banned in India.
If you still wanna write it, there are two ways: using symbol and allegory or just don't give a fuck.
I grew up with anime, so "unexpected surprise" is something I'm used to and quite enjoy (old anime are full of it). I believe lots of people on this site are the same as well. At least they're not worried about it too much.
I've come to realize after studying the craft that the reason why...
To be honest, I've never seen you as a fool at all. You're just playful most of the time, but when it comes to serious questions, you have some serious answers. That says a lot about you already~ :blob_wink:
The first comment picks a topic, and the one after that writes the first sentence, and the next one writes the next sentence, and so on. The only rule is: make it rhyme, that's it. Let's begin~!
Baby, it's you
You're the one I love
You're the one I need
You're the only one I see
Come on, baby, it's you
You're the one that gives your all
You're the one I can always call
When I need to make everything stop
Finally, you put my love on top