Search results

The more fitting question would be: "would a dragon have sex with me?".

The smudges on her breastplate make it look like that thing was nailed to her tits. And those are old bloodstains.

I look for an idiot plot and its cheap knockoffs. Once I see it, I abandon the novel. If the only driving force behind the plot is the random idiocy of the cast, I get massive amounts of Spanish shame and can't read any further.

Why is my left walnut bigger than my other two?

And now you're in the king's court with your pants down, a fat log dangling between your cheeks, and in a weird pose.

Suicide by excessive masturbation. I try hard every day. It's a noble goal.

Do you like fish sticks?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No. No, they wouldn't. Pelmeni are traced to the Ural and Siberia regions. Which are Russia. Beef Stroganoff is a refined version of an older russian recipe and first mentioned (in print) by a Russian cookbook. Rassolnik originated around the 15th century. In Russia. Zefir is an evolution of...

@SailusGebel Pelmeni? Rassolnik? Beef Stroganoff (although it's rather generic). Zefir? Pastila? I mean, there's plenty of things that are strictly Russian cuisine.

Well, I found it, and I'm not giving it back.

Yeah, that's the polish word for slavic dumplings. Ukrainian word is varenyky. That person is a filthy pshek masquerading as a ukrainian.

"Ukrainian" in descent, calls them "pierogis". Seems legit.

@BenJepheneT, ah yes, the sponsor bit at the end of youtube vids. What's next, Assault: Shade Stories?

@BenJepheneT