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  1. BenJepheneT

    the strive for power is too vague and much of a blanket statement for any man to make strategic...

    the strive for power is too vague and much of a blanket statement for any man to make strategic plans for. Wanting to FUCK, however, is as straight forward as getting into a hole, literally. Think smart, not hard, gentlemen
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    Well shit Paul a children's bicycle and a car are metal frames with four wheels but I wouldn't...

    Well shit Paul a children's bicycle and a car are metal frames with four wheels but I wouldn't let the former on a highway and certainly not the latter in a practice skate park
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    A quote a day (Heart of darkness)

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    VTuber with the Most Abstract Models?

    I can make it work
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    Some cats tried to dab on my sun-dried fish in my backyard and I let them know the wrath of Man...

    Some cats tried to dab on my sun-dried fish in my backyard and I let them know the wrath of Man with a wooden rifle
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    I will be the first one to fuck the Mars ice caps and you can't stop me Paul I will fuck the ice...

    I will be the first one to fuck the Mars ice caps and you can't stop me Paul I will fuck the ice caps
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    I'm sorry but there's too much of a difference between some fried chicken with rice and what...

    I'm sorry but there's too much of a difference between some fried chicken with rice and what seems to be a plate of semen-caked breasts to consider any form of culinary similarity.
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    My answer depends on how old your sister is ???

    My answer depends on how old your sister is ???
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    random stuff

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    Please remove the keywords

    fun game: replace keywords with Jew, see if your excerpt can make it onto a speech for the Third Reich
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    dating a neurodivergent gf is like playing dice on whether she's the kind of savant that can...

    dating a neurodivergent gf is like playing dice on whether she's the kind of savant that can beatbox with her queefs
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    i won't blame them tbh i'd hightail out of here if this was my first impression of the site

    i won't blame them tbh i'd hightail out of here if this was my first impression of the site
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    An Important PSA

    I hope you all carefully cut your toenails and as you carefully put on your socks, have the fabric carefully tug against a hangnail and carefully pull it up the base of your skin.
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    Editing What pronouns would you use in this situation?

    what a missed opportunity to think he didn't jump on the chance and call him hedgehog ni
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    Disease is a bitch. Don't lose to a bitch, Myst.

    Disease is a bitch. Don't lose to a bitch, Myst.
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    Unreliable Biased Feedback

    I already got a pending work here but if it's allowed, here's a short story I posted recently. Under 3k+ words. Shouldn't take long. https://www.scribblehub.com/series/529660/the-homelesssick-astronauts-bestofthree/
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    Terminally online finally bears its virtual fruits

    Terminally online finally bears its virtual fruits
  18. BenJepheneT

    you may be holding something sharp but it can never cut as deep as the truth

    you may be holding something sharp but it can never cut as deep as the truth
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    forgot to post deer mommy i apologize lads [IMG][IMG]

    forgot to post deer mommy i apologize lads
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    Ben™'s dumpster fire-full of abs, lewds and bewbs

    forgot to post deer mommy my bad
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