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  1. BenJepheneT

    The Last to Comment Wins

    I will fuck two snow cones
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    random stuff

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    Great Offline Games Right Now?

    Replay all the Dead Rising games (skip 4 it sucks)
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    Why does my balls ache?? Answer me!

    Since all the important shit has been said by others, I can only provide the more niche advices here. Consistency can't be cheated. You have to sit yourself the fuck down and put some words in the docs file if you wish to go somewhere, that is true. However, simply forcing sentences with an...
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    Considering (from what I've seen from you) that you literally shoot for the stars in terms of...

    Considering (from what I've seen from you) that you literally shoot for the stars in terms of productivity, I'd say you're on a better pace than 95% of the other writers on here. I'm confident enough on my claim to bet all my savings on it, double or nothing (62 cents).
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    @Hans.Trondheim you know what, I'm happy to receive extra anything. You lads are presences...

    @Hans.Trondheim you know what, I'm happy to receive extra anything. You lads are presences comforting enough to warrant each passing update from either of you a kind of a gift. Forgive the white girl sentimentality, but thanks
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    I damn near forgot today's my birthday until I got my first surprise party from me housemates

    I damn near forgot today's my birthday until I got my first surprise party from me housemates
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    People thinking your profession is magic

    What mum? I have two dad's.
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    The Last to Comment Wins

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    Happy birthday to me ? [IMG]

    Happy birthday to me ?
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    People thinking your profession is magic

    *to the ground
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    "I'm just gonna take a short afternoon nap 2 hours max no Biggie" And that's how I found myself...

    "I'm just gonna take a short afternoon nap 2 hours max no Biggie" And that's how I found myself up at 3 in the morning
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    Incentivize the creation of scribblehub accounts

    When have small boxes on the side ever incentivized anyone to click on them? Consider the small videos on the corner everytime you visit any fan wiki. Has anyone ever stopped to watch them?
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    Your employer owes you a hell lot for your consistency. Rest yourself well, king.

    Your employer owes you a hell lot for your consistency. Rest yourself well, king.
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    People thinking your profession is magic

    I will be the domestic terrorist for hire to test out your capital's enforcement efficiency. My rates range from mild tomfoolery (mass animal transmigration, turning all water source into wine) to large-scale pranks (wizardry 9/11, mass fireball-ing). I do not cover the costs of potential...
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    Free First Chapter Feedback

    Yeah by the final third stretch i was more focused on getting this thing finished than actually giving it a proper shine. Right now, I am working on another short story that would be an investment of effort from me. You'll be sure I'll throw it to you when it's finished.
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    the mucus out of my nose because I'm fucking dying from this cold

    the mucus out of my nose because I'm fucking dying from this cold
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    i want a girl who can suck

    i want a girl who can suck
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    Freely-transforming Genitals

    Monkey paw curls: +25% chance of mercury poisoning everytime you come for both the provider and the recipient
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    Something worse than cuties dropped

    I'll assume you're talking about two separate people here, cause' I feel fine that someone didn't pull a Ben and Jerry's to my retinas. There's too much other good shit in the world to see. I would, however, be happy to receive a memory wipe. A clean slate. Wipe off the bad taste on my tongue.
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