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  1. CarburetorThompson

    Theoretically

    Hippos weigh thousands of pounds. Eagles can fly at speeds over 100mph. The mass and velocity combined is enough to instantly kill any human several dozen times over.
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    How funny are jokes from your stories? Let me test them.

    I feel like a lot of comedy stories are very context heavy with the humor. Will have to wait and see who posts, but I don't think much will be funny out of context
  3. CarburetorThompson

    I dont feel so good, i vomit on the car

    If you get motion sickness ask to use the front passenger seat. It helps me to look forward when I have motion sickness. Also don’t use a cellphone or a book while in the car. Opening a window can also help
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    It has more impact if you put it on the story as soon as you upload the first chapters. It's...

    It has more impact if you put it on the story as soon as you upload the first chapters. It's hard finding lower view stories through the keyword search
  5. CarburetorThompson

    Age of consent question.

    I still haven't read any of this thread, but seeing it in recent always makes me laugh
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    The chicken I got at the school cafeteria tasted strange. I swear to God I better not get food...

    The chicken I got at the school cafeteria tasted strange. I swear to God I better not get food poisoning from this shit
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    Writing I'm stuck. Please discuss ideas with me.

    Make it a genderbender story. Idk how it would help, but I think it'd be cool
  8. CarburetorThompson

    Gimme some vampiric music.

    Tocatta and fugue in b minor
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    Monkeys jumping on the bed.

    I’m in a shitty commie block college apartment. These beds are built to handle idiot college stoners, you’d need at least a rocket launcher to put a dent in this piece of shit mattress
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    King of Cringe

    Can this thread be an option?
  11. CarburetorThompson

    April Fools Thread?

    One of the most sacred atheist holidays. Second only to a reddit cake day
  12. CarburetorThompson

    Writing The secret to a good worldbuilding.

    Based. Don’t need to worldbuild if you don’t plan on putting it in the story
  13. CarburetorThompson

    How can I make my protagonist obtain their secondary power/skill?

    He buys his new power upgrade (its is a Hipoint 10mm (he is American))
  14. CarburetorThompson

    Dual wield: Yay or nay?

    Dual wielding in general kind of sucks. You can’t really do two different powerful attacks at once. Sure there are things like rapier and main gauche but that’s very specialized. (You can only use a parrying dagger against a great sword so many times before your wrist snaps in half.) In a lot of...
  15. CarburetorThompson

    Dual wield: Yay or nay?

    lmao I can only imagine what you look’d look like watching the Viper reveal trailer
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    What is a system? Wuxia? Other terms I don't understand.

    In GB stories age regression and progression don’t necessarily have to do with time travel. I think there’s that one manga that’s popular where that guy gets turned into a little girl. You can trust me because I’m a degen who actually enjoys gb stories. Also while I’m here can someone explain...
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    Stance on Harems and what do you think make them bad? Also if you were to write a Harem, how much do you think would be the number limit of members.

    Is unwanted harem not just harem? I think most harem stories could fall under that category so I don’t really see it any differently.
  18. CarburetorThompson

    Stance on Harems and what do you think make them bad? Also if you were to write a Harem, how much do you think would be the number limit of members.

    That’s why it’s so good. Harem genre is notorious for first girl wins. First girl wins in this to, but first girl also dies. You get a satisfying conclusion where the mc actually picks someone, but you also get an open ended conclusion where the reader can speculate with their own biases. It’s...
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