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  1. BenJepheneT

    AITA for crippling a child?

    They use "jade" as an adjective so many times I've steeled myself just for the scenario where "jade-like clit bean" shows up as a term in an MTL wuxia smut.
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    It's about time the reviewer becomes the reviewed.

    It's about time the reviewer becomes the reviewed.
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    AITA for crippling a child?

    I refuse to read the post and stick to the assumption that OP Batista bombed a random orphan and right now, somewhere in the slums of Sao Paolo, lays a crippled Johnny with sixteen new joints to his left shin.
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    Reversed Morality tag

    Your respect's gotta be dirt fucken cheap if complaints like that deserve it.
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    i have a great alternative that not only provides your body with critical daily nutrients, but...

    i have a great alternative that not only provides your body with critical daily nutrients, but also helps with the local homeless populace
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    Reversed Morality tag

    new tags are always welcomed, but to have them be introduced on the basis of an alternative to controversial tags readers seethe on is stupid (unless you're misusing it). to get angry on the gender bender tag is one thing; to listen to the opinions of people who get angry on it is arguably worse.
  7. BenJepheneT

    Additional Feedback/Reviews

    1. I'll take the flogging right on-site. I'm feeling too successful lately; need a well-deserved beat down to put me back on the ground. https://www.scribblehub.com/series/62445/caninstinct/ For warning's sake, it's got furries and melodrama. No, I'm not a furry; that would be all for the FAQ...
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    luv being poor. you really can't appreciate the true flavour of plain sliced bread until you...

    luv being poor. you really can't appreciate the true flavour of plain sliced bread until you can't afford to eat anything else.
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    When I get old I'm gonna live as a recluse in a lavish mansion and have a lot of children and...

    When I get old I'm gonna live as a recluse in a lavish mansion and have a lot of children and when I die and the inheritance scramble begins they'd realize the mansion and everything else I "own" had always been rented and all they'll pry off my cold hands is some stolen hotel towels
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    I have a twitter because they deserve my presence

    I have a twitter because they deserve my presence
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    i sent an email straight to their headquarters but at this point, my fingers are so crossed they...

    i sent an email straight to their headquarters but at this point, my fingers are so crossed they could play for the Lakers.
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    i got locked off twitter and didn't have an email to verify my identity, so I made a brand new...

    i got locked off twitter and didn't have an email to verify my identity, so I made a brand new one, but it says the new, untouched address is attached to some other account. i tried filing an appeal, but I couldn't send one because my account is suspended (???) I don't really mind losing the...
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    A gifted peasant-turned-S-class-adventurer who found himself gaining the hearts of many a damsel...

    A gifted peasant-turned-S-class-adventurer who found himself gaining the hearts of many a damsel in distress and royal maidens but this time, there are actual serious political consequences to relationships and said peasant has to take responsibility of stealing so many hearts while keeping the...
  14. BenJepheneT

    I've been told my attitude exhibits such big dick energy that the hoes might get dissapointed...

    I've been told my attitude exhibits such big dick energy that the hoes might get dissapointed when they pull of my pants and I've never heard a more double edged sword analogy ever since
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    How do you write 1st pov

    if you weren't a coward who skips out on orange flavoured candy you would've said you did those lines purely because you could and you would and you did
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    How do you write 1st pov

    rule of thumb I use for 1st person POVs is that you better have a good dream/flashback sequence on hand whenever you're about to knock out/drug up your MC; go psychedelic If push comes to shove, just go with a hardcut transition next morning to symbolise a forgetful hangover
  17. BenJepheneT

    if Ron Swanson unironically enjoys the Transformers movies and once, for a god honest second...

    if Ron Swanson unironically enjoys the Transformers movies and once, for a god honest second, had a fantasy about a gay pairing between Travis Bickle and that character Channing Tatum played in White House Down (2013), then yeah, probably
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    i think i might be a westaboo

    i think i might be a westaboo
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    get on my level scrub

    get on my level scrub
  20. BenJepheneT

    "Darth Vader, you claim to hate sand, yet the visors on your helmet are made of glass, how...

    "Darth Vader, you claim to hate sand, yet the visors on your helmet are made of glass, how curiou- hagh, HAGH, AGH--"
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