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  1. BenJepheneT

    Your last played Video Game character has to kill you in 24hrs

    the shit ive seen random street hobos do can scare even the most biblically accurate angels
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    then it's probably a coincidence though let's be real; with the kinda stuff ymad posts and the...

    then it's probably a coincidence though let's be real; with the kinda stuff ymad posts and the replies he gets, you know the only two ways he's gonna leave is either out of boredom or with a bang i don't know what thread he went sicko mode on but from what's described, it's probably the latter
  3. BenJepheneT

    >Ymad banned >last posted around Monday >LittleDildo account registered >account made on Monday...

    >Ymad banned >last posted around Monday >LittleDildo account registered >account made on Monday the dots are so close they don't even need connecting they could smell one another at this point
  4. BenJepheneT

    >broke >last boss scammed me for work; tried calling, number doesn't exist >new job doesn't...

    >broke >last boss scammed me for work; tried calling, number doesn't exist >new job doesn't start until mid September >genuinely considering temp moving to my uncle's farm to work/feed myself while taking classes online >mfw aunt came in clutch last minute sending me "thank you funds" for...
  5. BenJepheneT

    Reversed Morality tag

    alright ill make an exception just for you
  6. BenJepheneT

    What songs are you listening to?

  7. BenJepheneT

    The Last to Comment Wins

    It's called Beverage of the Gods simply because one sip sends you straight to them, same-day shipping.
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    Don't just slap on a "X is/does Y" just so you want to pretend to the readers that you aren't...

    Don't just slap on a "X is/does Y" just so you want to pretend to the readers that you aren't basically writing "humans but green" or "humans but anorexic with knife ears".
  9. BenJepheneT

    If you HAVE to do that species-specific quirk, do it in a way that necessitates their physical...

    If you HAVE to do that species-specific quirk, do it in a way that necessitates their physical features or needs. Like "orcs always do dental cause their underbite grows very fast" or "elves like trees cause their mana got affinity with nature" or something.
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    We already can see in our species that though we do have a statistical majority, each human has...

    We already can see in our species that though we do have a statistical majority, each human has such wild differences against one another that saying "humans like to stay clean" is bullshit. It's only PREFERABLE if we stay clean. I cannot count the amount of acquaintances who have no problem...
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    One gimmick I never liked in fantasy are species specific quirks. Things like "orcs don't like...

    One gimmick I never liked in fantasy are species specific quirks. Things like "orcs don't like showers" or "elves love nature", especially if they have looks and features based on humans. It never stood out as a speciality more so than it is an asterisk with some, at best, mild flavour of context.
  12. BenJepheneT

    The best way to gauge that is to see if they would apologize after fucking up. No "but"s or...

    The best way to gauge that is to see if they would apologize after fucking up. No "but"s or "would have"s. Just a plain, "I'm sorry, I should've done better" that actually meant it. That's what seperates the adolescents from the future that-guy's.
  13. BenJepheneT

    Reversed Morality tag

    no
  14. BenJepheneT

    as a career contrarian fuck Agentt. literally.

    as a career contrarian fuck Agentt. literally.
  15. BenJepheneT

    The Last to Comment Wins

    some poor mugger is gonna read this and grow confident with his screwdriver skills and by the time he chances upon his fateful Derringer encounter before he could even reach the handle in his pocket his feet would be left standing in Austin, TX while the rest of his body is strewn between Dallas...
  16. BenJepheneT

    I huffed some glue since day 1 and rode the high ever since

    I huffed some glue since day 1 and rode the high ever since
  17. BenJepheneT

    Let Us Unite in Our Humanity

    My pet cat is human because it expressed its displeasure of bathing by taking a fat steaming shit on the bathroom floor while being cleaned.
  18. BenJepheneT

    Reversed Morality tag

    Looking at all your posts so far, I don't think the high one is me. You already know what people are looking for in a Gender Bender tag. Why put it in the first place? Reading from your description, there are Parallel Worlds/Alternate World for you to choose from, and most of the fictions using...
  19. BenJepheneT

    Good NTR

    NTR is essentially sour grapes in reverse but in sex. The idea is not so much on not being able to fuck a girl good, but the idea that the bud you can't have blooms the most beautiful, as deflowered as she may be. At least that's part of the appeal to my understanding. The notion that you're...
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    He didnt JuJu on the beat
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