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  1. weakwithwords

    The Last to Comment Wins

    tiaf, a couple of choices to help abuse your circadian rhythm: 4-hour days: 1-hour power naps followed by 3 hours of productivity 6-day weeks: 7 hours of sleep followed by 21 hours of tea-induced wakefulness
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    Rex's Daily Life Tips & Tricks

    To the R, to the A, to the N-M-A. Ranma's in the house! Bugs: I speak softly and I carry a big stick! I write slowly and speak even more slowly. Can't battle rhyme or beatbox. That's why the word is ending. Thought you would notice the tip 672 mimicry and the boxing anime/manga reference. I...
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    Phone?

    Technically, that's the jill, but the term never became popular so we just call it socket. The headphone jack is the thing you insert.
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    Writing How do you finish a story with a twist?

    GDLiZy's example is an extreme brick joke. AliceShiki's point is potent. You will be disregarding the purpose of the denouement. If you want to twist, twist the resolution. Otherwise, you can lose the trust of your readers even if they were masochists. DragonMage18 and easter eggs. Can...
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    Dune movie director

    Dune movie director
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    Phone?

    The N3210 was the sturdiest phone I ever used or encountered. The more complex the newer phones were, the flimsier they became. This difference is even noticeable between the N3210 and N3310. Throughout the years, it became apparent that more and more industries embraced the planned...
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    Phone?

    I have a mass-produced android. Comes with preinstalled virus so factory resets are futile. I'm at the payphone trying to call home all of my change I spent on you
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    What is a fitting job for a villainess?

    ... continuing Kldran's imagination. Irate customer, clothes burst while turning into a youma. Fangs lengthening, claws extending, shouting while pouncing. "Die!" Manager's transformation sequence, naughtily censored for better viewing pleasure. Manager-turned-Sailor-Villainess: "In the...
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    Send Tony your energy

    @Alverost, will it please Tony to have critters in the title? Ask yourself, what would Jesus do? (Transformers) edit: https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Give_Me_Energy
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    WD-40 and newspaper scraps Wax on, wax off. (The Karate Kid)

    WD-40 and newspaper scraps Wax on, wax off. (The Karate Kid)
  11. weakwithwords

    The Last to Comment Wins

    @tiaf, please be prudent. You should wear pants, not a ?. give mc plot armor and mc is op for a while teach mc plot armor and mc rewrites history
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    Rex's Daily Life Tips & Tricks

    Religion is the opium of the masses. -John Lennon Throwing up, Naomichi had to clean the floor. That was not fun. Naomichi was not one of the happy shiny people, but he still had to serve food and drinks with a smile. Naomichi practiced extreme practices, eventually becoming known as Hammer...
  13. weakwithwords

    The Last to Comment Wins

    SpongeBob is butt ugly, hence the square pants. For a long time, Porky Pig didn't wear pants.
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    Quote of the Day

    Pacman cannot keep his ghosts in the closet.
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    "This is SS Whale. Move out of the way," H requested. "No," came the terse reply from T. "Move out of the way," H impatiently demanded. "No." "This is your final warning. Move out of the way or we will crush you." "I'd like to see you try. This is a lighthouse," T gloated. Now we know why...
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    ?
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    Interesting tidbits from the internet.

    Watashi ha enpitsu desu. Watashi wa empitsu desu. I am a Gundam pencil! There is a misconception that Tang was invented for the space program (because its promotion during the space race boosted its popularity).
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    What does turn X even mean? (Turn-A Gundam)
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