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    Rex's Daily Life Tips & Tricks

    Quakers are a group of people who rarely speak that when they finally do, they quake! Their getup is similar to Amish. You've probably seen it on oatmeal containers. Social engineering. Recall the I Love You trojan that preyed on people's usual habit of opening e-mail attachments carelessly...
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    cobbler: I am the mender of soles.

    cobbler: I am the mender of soles.
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    First art

    The thing with doughnuts is that you would want them slightly warm but with the glazing cold. With hotdogs and cold cuts, either warm or cold is fine if you have enough of your favorite dressings. In this dog-eat-dog world, such a smile is truly precious, especially from someone who will...
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    Rex's Daily Life Tips & Tricks

    Seriously can't comment on current affairs as I'm not in touch with my relatives's progenies's routines and whatnot. I'm kinda messy and NEET. I don't use and don't get used by facebook. What I do know, while parents are seriously contemplating their kids's ideal futures, said kids are busy...
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    What Good Thing Happened Today?

    Okay, so I was tap-typing that other post about cat poo an hour ago (now, add another half an hour) when my irl mom came to talk. I had been waiting to interview her about my two dead uncles, thinking I can use either of their biographies as a basis for one of my adventum story entries. You...
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    What Good Thing Happened Today?

    Having witnessed a few kittens die from sepsis throughout the years increased my worries whenever I'm constipated. Mom advised me not to die during this period as it would be significantly more inconvenient than usual.
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    [ incoming undead, incoming wolf ] "Ahm gonna use mah lazors!" *Q* *Q* [ wolf terminated, gained xp ] *Q* *Q* [ undead resolved, gained xp ] ...
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    Is there a way to learn more about 1 star reviews

    // (blair): Some readers are assholes. Some assholes are readers. Most assholes don't bother reading. All your stars are belong to us. Imagine members receiving 3 daily stars bankable to a maximum of 31. A rater has to spend 1 star to make a 1-star rating, 2 stars to make a 2-star rating...
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    No, the person is The HURG. HURG see tiaf. HURG smash!
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    We will, we will rock you! We will, we will WALNUT! Hey, Nana. Do you remember? (Nana)
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    Rex's Daily Life Tips & Tricks

    Anything you need to learn, you should have learned in kindergarten. Since you also most likely began cultivating in the womb, you should have reached supercyanide by nursery rhymes. In primary school, you hone your calligraphy while sleeping with eyes wide open. You do basic math exercises...
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    thirteen is almost fourteen
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    I would rather have my room full of monkeys do the ghostwriting, my room full of parrots do the...

    I would rather have my room full of monkeys do the ghostwriting, my room full of parrots do the editing, and my room full of cats do the proofreading. Fro thinks so, too! (Fairy Tail)
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    Writing 404: Marriage not found

    Paradoxes are stuff of religious doctrines and science fiction. Matriarchy signifies females being the ruling class. The females being "claimed", attending to the male's needs and being that male's responsibility is akin to being servant wives or wife slaves. Do you really not see the...
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    Travel pillows are U-shaped, not O-shaped. You can probably hug the food, the dog, but hugging...

    Travel pillows are U-shaped, not O-shaped. You can probably hug the food, the dog, but hugging the doughnut will turn you into food, the dog.
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