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  1. TheMonotonePuppet

    Writing Does story really need to be grammatically correct?

    Grammarly will often say something is not correct, when it actually is. If someone is screaming, “Ahhh” is more appropriate than “Ah”. Conciseness function is the bane of my life and often removes emotional character from things. And sometimes, they are wrong on punctuation too. Sometimes, it...
  2. TheMonotonePuppet

    Puppet references!

    Puppet references!
  3. TheMonotonePuppet

    ~Hello~ It is nice to know I succeeded in bringing dread to your heart. *doffs hat* Well, I'll...

    ~Hello~ It is nice to know I succeeded in bringing dread to your heart. *doffs hat* Well, I'll be off, dear monkey.
  4. TheMonotonePuppet

    Unpopular Opinions

    I both agree and don’t agree. The people on Scribble Hub forums are great readers (all the comments and delightful discourse, oh my!) but the rest… not so much. The people on Royal Road forums… ehhh, but the people not on the forums WOOT WOOT!
  5. TheMonotonePuppet

    Unpopular Opinions

    Trust me, that’s not it! *double thumbs up*
  6. TheMonotonePuppet

    Unpopular Opinions

    I thought about responding with an equally unpopular opinion, but I decided against it.
  7. TheMonotonePuppet

    Unpopular Opinions

    Unpopular opinion: I don't feel like giving an unpopular opinion. At least, not one of substance.
  8. TheMonotonePuppet

    Funny pet stories

    I wonder what it is about pets that can't handle their own flatulence that is just so starsdamned hilarious! @RepresentingEnvy Wow! That puppy ate some ground with that speed of his! Crazy! I can imagine the terror! I have a similar story where I was scared to death! I remember when I was on a...
  9. TheMonotonePuppet

    Funny pet stories

    @HelloHound you have the most pet stories to tell, so I want you in this thread! And @K5Rakitan a toddler is like a really high-maintenance pet! So you too! Yesterday night I was working on schoolwork in the porch, and at one point, I left to go to the bathroom. Coming back, I heard leaves...
  10. TheMonotonePuppet

    SHF Fanart Thread!

    I don't know about it being too much! I kinda like it!
  11. TheMonotonePuppet

    Pinnochio! An appreciated song reference!

    Pinnochio! An appreciated song reference!
  12. TheMonotonePuppet

    [Update Thread] A Post to Fight My Inner Demon

    But it is my dream to spread the COLORFUL suffering beyond my own literary art into others' artistic art! You wouldn't shatter my dreams like so many plastic shards, would you? *not-successful puppy eyes*
  13. TheMonotonePuppet

    *giggles* ah yes.

    *giggles* ah yes.
  14. TheMonotonePuppet

    Enjoy this, you pitiful actor, Woolen_Bat_Monkey. Ah, and before you take offense, all of us are...

    Enjoy this, you pitiful actor, Woolen_Bat_Monkey. Ah, and before you take offense, all of us are pitiful actors, myself more than most. It is merely a term for all who play upon the stage of the Stars.
  15. TheMonotonePuppet

    What is your bearing on this, Sailus? The Stars do not understand.

    What is your bearing on this, Sailus? The Stars do not understand.
  16. TheMonotonePuppet

    A puppet has only fluff, a heart of gold too dense to lay within their chest. To say in simpler...

    A puppet has only fluff, a heart of gold too dense to lay within their chest. To say in simpler, yet amusing, terms: this saccharine-tongued being is a heartless bitch. They slumber, as I must, reveling in the grave of friendship like a swine in the SICKENING mud.
  17. TheMonotonePuppet

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *button eyes narrow, halting the tears* How KIND! It is a misfortune that I...

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *button eyes narrow, halting the tears* How KIND! It is a misfortune that I must suffer to return from my position within an isolation bubble removed from the Stars. They are too disinterested to entertain my prayers.
  18. TheMonotonePuppet

    A mere simulacrum I am of the Stars, a faded-out being who failed to devote herself to color. A...

    A mere simulacrum I am of the Stars, a faded-out being who failed to devote herself to color. A MONSTROSITY. Even the strings have lost their luster. How could this pointless thing have become even more pointless?! *grimaces* No FRIENDS are available. How searing.
  19. TheMonotonePuppet

    This puppet is tugged by strings into a facsimile of a grin, spinning around from its noose. The...

    This puppet is tugged by strings into a facsimile of a grin, spinning around from its noose. The bleeding horror! It is the pretty lie that the protection of the Stars has been foregone in the name of the loss of the dream within the dream. It sickens with GREEN nausea, bleeds with RED. ... sad.
  20. TheMonotonePuppet

    Ew, no, why?!?! Sailus, curse you! Why did you @ me for this?! *deeply betrayed voice*

    Ew, no, why?!?! Sailus, curse you! Why did you @ me for this?! *deeply betrayed voice*
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