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The one above me steals pet foxes

Let the record show that the one above me has admitted to their crimes.

Note the cute little shark and puppy pencil holders in the one above's picture. They were recently reported stolen from a small child.

Soft magic by preference. Off the top of my head I'd say a reasonable rule of thumb might be to invent rules and caveats only so far as they create interesting dramatic conflict. For example, the wheel of time has fairly soft magic, such rules as exist tend to be things like 'don't use magic...

Yeah I mostly agree. Though as I say, in rare instances where content is genuinely outstanding (ie it's at the level of the professional novelist), even if it has low figures there will be a higher level of reviews and comments expressing disbelief its not done better. And yeah, elsewise, just...

The one above me created a new language model for the purpose of educating the one above them; ChatABC

No, I think in most cases the sample size isn't high enough. For example the ratings of my three stories are 5.0. 4.9 & 4.6. There's no qualitative difference with the 4.6 story - in fact its got the highest metrics of all 3. It's just that for whatever reason it attracted two randomers who...

Futa pool party?

Heck with eyes like that, I'll swipe :)

That's the cover story anyway. In reality the one above me smothered them with a pillow!

The one above me was a side character in Madagascar

The one above me thinks in the voice of Jar-Jar Binks as their internal narrator

This reminds me of that QI quiz question asking what miraculous feat Saint Ambrose was capable of that convinced his peers of his holiness (he could read the bible in silence).

The one above me was kicked out of her French holiday for speaking to everyone with an over-the-top French accent. She wasn't trying to be disrespectful, she just thought she was speaking French.

The one above has become disenchanted with modern society. Once the divorce is finalised, they plan to move to Mongolia to begin a new life as a yak herder.

The one above me knows

The one above me was a boss villain intended to beat up a side character to establish their threat. But they lost the fight and were fired from the story in disgrace.

The one above me was once a happy living person. Then they tried to eat a pen, sideways

The one above me likes to play with balls of yarn

The one above me is a sheep!:er_what_s: They disguise themselves as a bull in order to make themselves look adorable