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Then, somehow, Palpatine returned...

The one above me is a small kitten who likes to hitch a ride in anime girls handbags.

The one above me once tried to write an avant guarde novel entirely in 5th person omniscient.

He fell to the ground, felt the acrid taste of blood in his mouth. Was it the end? As the darkness crept closer, he remembered the last advice of his mentor, the great wizard. "Should you ever find yourself trapped in a musty old room with a hundred cabbage-white butterflies..." He pawed...

The one above me does their weightlifting exercises with a giant ballpoint pen

The one above me had a Bobatomy

The one above me sold their organs for their avatar pic

The one above me gives Japanese honorifics to food before she eats it.

Or indeed an otter girl in a bikini

The one above me has a Chinese tattoo which she believes means 'Beauty and Grace'. Due to a translation error, it actually translates to 'A double portion of prawn toast'

The one above me betrayed the noble duchy of space vampires to throw her lot in with the perfidious republic of cloned simpletons.

The one above me super-liked my tinder profile :s_eek:

The one above me eats pickle-flavoured ice cream!

The one above me stole the laptop. The story, once a surefire generational hit, was re-written into a futa harem adventure.

The one above me needed to have head-height wedges cut from all their door frames at home.

The one above me enjoys smut, but they have to be in the right sort of mood.

The one above me seems to have jumped in between me and my intended victim. Rude. :cautious:

The one above me can't breathe fire. It's dreadfully embarassing and he hopes the other dragons never find out :)

He ran into the first room, stopped short as he caught sight of the old hag in her decrepit bridal gown. "The agony is exquisite, don't you think?" the woman croaked, leering at him through broken yellow teeth, "to live on forever with a broken heart?"

The one above me has just drank six pints of vodka and is currently swimming around his local pool underwater, periodically surfacing to make submarine noises.