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I've finished reviewing your application. You're hired. We are incredibly shorthanded right now and all competent or semi-competent or sort of competent help is greatly coveted. The handbook lists all the minion benefit plans and also general tips for newcomers. You are now a proud maple...

Hmmm @averagewriter you must be part of the HR department. Thank you for keeping things timely.

Some general questions. (1) Background: From what institution have you received your minion education? (2) Background: Do you have any combat abilities? (3) Background: What underground organizations have you previously worked at? (4) Motivation: What is the most important thing about being a...

It has been the case since time immemorial that lateness is determined by the examiner, arbiter, or person with the most authority. With that said as long as you walk in before my arrival you should be on time. Let's begin!

That sounds very plausible.

Should you try again next Wednesday I would be your examiner. Truly, the only surprise is that Nahrenne had failed you instantly. Perhaps she is a stickler for preparation? Did you prepare anything in the purview of minion-like villainy for my perusal or entertainment in advance? Don't take this...

I have been quite busy as of late. I see that your examiner was Nahrenne and that you had instantly failed. I am not surprised that Nahrenne is certified to conduct minion examinations though. The exam recurs every wednesday, like many good things, but due to your audacity you were permitted a...

*nom nom nom* *glug glug glug* Thank you for doing so. It has been so long since I last fed them. It's a good thing they are chained to my head otherwise they might have run away by now. ⛓

Please audition.

Yorda says hello back to Maple-Leaf. Returning friendliness with friendliness, a greeting for a greeting, and no tilted head or staring to be seen.

I walk into a restaurant, sit down, and read the menu of limited time specials. Yorda: *Macaroni and cheese inside an omelette? They dare to put macaroni and cheese in an omelette? That's disgusting! Culinary fools.* Waitress: "Hello, are you ready to order?" Yorda: "I would like to order the...

This totally reminds me of something. I'll just explain how I think and act.

Abomination. My eyes have been cursed.

I want to become more villainous! *** Depressed bastard *** I must become more villainous ...

Custom-made. Fabulous wowzers. Now I'm wondering what my magic circle would look like.

This is a probably some kind of fractal image where if you zoom into the complex plane you'll see an infinite number of Maple-Leafs within Maple-Leafs. :blob_hide::blob_hide::blob_hide::blob_hide::blob_hide: