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My dreams are either horrifying, disgusting, bizarre, funny, anxiety inducing, or villainous. Yes, I do actually have villainous dreams.

A short while ago I felt very strange. I had a few days where I felt extremely capable and stoic. The strange part is that during that period of several days there was a rather terrible trauma that haunted my mind day and night. Then it waned away for whatever reason. Good sleep, deadlines met...

But what if their mother is not a cafe owner who gets whipped cream on herself by being clumsy? :blob_cookie: *waves at Zoey who has not been seen in a while*

Trying to find the latest post by @Zoey that I feel I can reply to without breaking the flow of the conversation suddenly has led me here. What does one do when a young girl is interested in their mother? :whistle:

Heh. You sure have a weird family! My family is very normal! Just the other day my mother ... my mother ... my family is normal! No matter how my mother eats her doritos it's perfectly normal to eat doritos!

They are quite loyal. They have been on my head for ... has it been a year yet? I'm not sure if they can be removed anymore.

You are the kind of person who likes background music.

Naturally it is the Fall 2020 Anime Chart that a normal human would be viewing. Wikipedia, Youtube, Facebook, Tumblr, Disqus, Discord, Twitch. Laptop plugged in, you are likely at your home at this time. I wonder if your laptop is new within 6 months or if you are just really organized. I don't...

However, I think that the "Winter 2015/2016" link is a decoy. All those adblockers make me wonder if just adding more blockers would solve my problem.

I have finished analyzing your screenshot. I now know all there is to know about Nahrenne's computer.

I have had many admirers, but you are my first minion, a very special existence! Don't worry! As my prized minion I will always make sure that your water bowl is filled daily and that there are always minion treats stocked in the dungeon cellars! Those other lowlife minions cannot hold a candle...

@Nahrenne, do you recognize this scenario? Shounen: "Maou! I've come to put an end to your reign of terror!" Yorda: "Fufufufu. Hero, you've done well to make it this far, but you shall not live beyond this point! Ohohohoho!" A minion at times needs to be strategically negligent. Besides, I...

That is actually a brilliant strategy to cover so much ground, very energy efficient. It is also quite nefarious since you can observe people who have let their guard down around @Nahrenne and collect information. I never knew you were this competent!

Na ... NANI !? This world makes no sense anymore. When reality begins to fall apart I will make one last push to become a splendid villainess!

She is my minion. Normally a villain would have many minions, but since I only have one she has to fill in for about 10-100 other minions. That is why she is able to be in so many places at once.

This is why people want to eat you. Every evolution of your being makes you more scrumptious. Garnished with walnuts. Whipped cream and strawberries. Now your very existence consists of tapioca.