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When the ashes are two, a flame alighteth.

They smell like if a piss bottle has been marinated in the 120° sunlight for three days straight and then stuffed down the asshole of a diarrhoea patient.

Vampire Envy

Make a beginning. Choose a vague theme that even I can't remember. And then 50 chapters later, an outline magically comes to me when I'm doing random things. It just happens to me, I guess.

I have many more stories from the wild 4chan lands. Stick around, traveler. Rest at this bonfire and listen to the stories of old. That actually makes more sense. Why are vampires associated with bats and not mosquitoes?

Look, if vampires sucked any other kind of liquid then we wouldn't be here. ...Once upon a time there was someone who wrote a short story about a diarrhoea vanprie on 4chan And another who wrote a diabetes version I'd rather stick with blood (?) thank you very much.

All I know about Warhammer is that there are some priests in mech suits fighting each other. And everyone bangs demons for some reason.

Titties.

Google Docs is free though. Granted it has like a 50GB(?) limit but if you're purely using it for txt files then it'll literally never run out.

The Google Docs in my pocket:

edited the image as well.

I totally get you. And one piece of advice for all of you who are suicidal. Distractions are a good cure. That's why I picked up writing in the first place. And as for Amon's response, how would I know if I didn't try?

I was suicidal myself and found that humour is a good way to get through it. Sucks to see that people thinks being all cuddly and good actually solves everything for everyone. People fussing over me whenever I make a self-deprecating joke actually makes things worse and pisses me off. (Actually...

That'll be painful. I suggest going to a therapist as an alternative.

It's literally broken in the image though

Hans, I think you need a new noose. That one's broken.

Taken... By the thrill of riddling people with bullet holes ❤️

Trending can be a little bit off sometimes. Just press the little "view more" button to see your correct rank :D

Rule 87 of the SH forums: You do not disprove anyone.