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I'm not a grey blob so I doubt your techniques work on me.

It's the universal phrase, isn't it? Like the guards of Troy six minutes after they let the giant wooden horse into the gates; they just sat there watching every building, women and children raped and pillaged and probably went "Είναι αυτό που είναι"

Can't fault a man for being honest. Keep that streak up, chubby.

Chainsaw Man panels are literally Michelangelo compositions with the subtitles bring "He wants to eat good grub and squeeze some boobies"

Sounds like an excuse to not do some damn push ups.

"Look, when the Nazis tried to invade Russia in the 1941 winter, there's pretty much no worse idea that could be conceived. Using that metric, it becomes a pretty average idea for me to see if I can charge my phone by tonging the USB port and sticking my dick in a socket, you feel me?"

why are people surprised on Kanye's recent statements? just listen to Malcom X speeches. it's literally written on the wall in neon pink.

Joys of sleeping sideways is that it's a 5/95 on whether you wake up from the best sleep of your life or the crankiest neck pain you'll ever experience.

depending on whether he can control the intensity of the laser, he's either got the luckiest/unluckiest girlfriend in the world

First thing ive read on this site? Until today no other medium on as me as engaged as the screen before you

If God loves me, why can't I legally shit in my hand and throw it at the clerk in charge of my license plate at the registry? Why does she gets to play Solitaire on her job while I wait for her to correct literally ONE (1) alphabet on my license plate?

Slowly feeling healthy. Like a whore that doesn't clean herself out after a client; I can feel viscous mucus seeping out of my orifices. soon i can stuff my holes deep like before (with a good Subway footlong)

I once held great venom. I am not cleansed, but rather, drained of my poison. I am wrung of my spite, and I live for no purpose. Perhaps I seek the next big kick that would fuel my rage once more, but not now. Now, I am become sleepy, Lord of Nap Times.

covid is still kicking my ass, but i got a 10 litre jug of wa'er and a bag of panadols. ill either live or take this microscopic bat soup lovechild withme.