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undertale's character designs aren't as weird as most people make them out to be. if you can reliably make porn out of it, it's gonna be pretty conventional in terms of structure.

Having said that, you can absolutely get away with posting consistently for 2 years, accumulate a sizable monthly 3-figure income, and suddenly ghost everybody. That way you can siphon the few remaining dozens who forgot to unsubscribe and have steady free money for the next six months.

Through sheer power of internet peer pressure we've somehow converted the boring, uninteresting reputation of Ohio into this demonic, From Software-esque dystopian slice-of-life where everyone's playing Dark Souls at every corner they turn and calling it Tuesday.

Since women are fond of strong men and adore surprises, I can conclude that it is a romantic move for a guy to sprint at full speed towards their crush in the middle of the night. Try it out lads. You just might score a spray of love that puts tears in your eyes.

Or maybe elves are just a shit fantasy race for people with Anorexic Scandinavian Blonde fetishes.

And that's how it gets ya

He's literally me

You may be eternal but you ain't living

Well, for starters, you probably shouldn't pass real-life judgements on movies. "Is Vin Diesel too strong to arm wrestle a Dodge Charger or am I underreacting?"

i recently discovered that I enjoy operating under complete darkness. I don't just mean typing at 2am with nothing but your monitor and your keyboard backlight. I mean brushing your teeth or washing the dishes with the lights off, relying entirely on muscle memory and spatial familiarity. I find...

recently i got rated a 10 by a gay associate of mine. this isn't the first time. it was hilarious but now im getting scared. im appealing to the wrong team. what the fuck do i do

Bears are fierce, yes, but they're also so soft and fluffy. I always wanted to have a pair of bears hugging me both front and back. That doesn't mean that I want a "bear sandwich" at the gay bar I frequent coincidentally because they serve cheaper beer than all the other bars and not because the...

Well they aren't exactly rare either. Just check out the Prometheans from Halo 5. Yes, it's the second worst Halo game but the concept's pretty neat.

These are just pictures of BTS wtf

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