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Too much to do, too little time, and interruptions are to blame.

He didn't have sex with Dracula; he had sex with Naruto's sexy jutsu form, thereby screwing himself over in the most egregious way possible.

Hmmmmmmmm, there's Suzu from the manga, Gift "Mugen Gacha" de Level 9999, but she's one of the MC's subordinates. It's implied that she has a dick after fighting one of the baddies in volume 5, though.

Mustard. Maybe a bit of sriracha for an added kick. But that's about it for my hot dog.

Um.

MCs that were born under crazy/tragic circumstances.

During the day, preferably in the morning.

That sick monstrosity of a bathroom deserves its own level in the Backrooms universe.

*sneaks around* Intwesting. *sneaks away*

I know quite a few of them. One deals with gigantic mountain-sized trees. Those plateaus that have flat tops are mountain-sized tree stumps that have been turned into stone. Another one deals with the nephilim that are represented as clowns/clown-like depictions throughout human history and...

*curls into a fox ball*...

The original edge lord? :unsure:

@Azure_Fog Please forgive me, I beg you.

Um . . . Oops. I promise I didn't eat that part of your daikon body.

Wait, what??? I thought, since you were named Danny, that you were a guy. *checks profile* Oh. Oh, okay, waifu then. Please don't send the Zombie Spec Ops after me, i beg you.

Um, are those your tentacles? Can I use them for calamari?

Um, I need those tendons to write. And you were supposed to revive him.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY! *manifests your Daikon hubby out of the universe* There! It's just that I like tasty things . . . that aren't supposed to be eaten.