Pfft, they've had those for decades. If you're looking for something freaky, I'll hook you up. Just don't tell them I sent you, or they will probably call the cops.
If you need to talk about something, you hit me up. I'm extremely grounded, and I'll help you stay grounded. Just please don't tell the others I was actually serious; it'll ruin my reputation for not taking things seriously.
That's singlehandedly the most depressing post all week, I almost feel responsible if I don't point this out. Consider becoming an absurdist, if you want to throw middle fingers to the universe. Might help.
I've spent the last week making clones. Tons of them jammed into boxes. Approximately 110, give or take. Making clones isn't my job either, and I'm somehow the one that has to do it for all the other farmers. I should get paid for this...
Is it because they look like chicken nuggets with legs? Please expand and I'll forgive the kin-slaying 😁
I've never read it. Is there a reference i should get?